Why does it not suprise me that this happened on wheel of fortune!

I am pristinely dissapointed by this.

Oh don't be such a priss!

*Condoleeza Rice

Upvote for the comments Pat is making to himself...

Pat is awesome... unable to mask his disappointment in mankind

*promote

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"what is our producer doing? Shaking her head." he forgot to add *facepalm*

use that word in a sentence?
"Jeanie was acting like such a priss to Nelly."

Sad when no one got it right. How do you carry yourself pristinely?

pris·tine (prĭs'tēn', prĭ-stēn') Pronunciation Key
adj.
Remaining in a pure state; uncorrupted by civilization.
Remaining free from dirt or decay; clean: pristine mountain snow.
Of, relating to, or typical of the earliest time or condition; primitive or original.

I would have giddily made an obscure nerd reference:

"The pristinely ungifted can only be indirectly harmed by magic."

Why am I not on these shows? I could have made, maybe, 5 other people in the world happy with that reference.

I think her usage was fine. "pristinely" is an adverb, modifying "carried". You can carry yourself sadly, happily, slowly, quickly, or pristinely.

>> ^poolcleaner:
I would have giddily made an obscure nerd reference:
"The pristinely ungifted can only be indirectly harmed by magic."
Why am I not on these shows? I could have made, maybe, 5 other people in the world happy with that reference.


More than five, I suspect.
Then again, I have to wonder how many people stopped reading after the 'chicken is not a chicken' thing.

How does one carry oneself "pristinely?" It may be an adverb but I don't see how it applies to walking. Does that mean walking in a perfect and unblemished way? What exactly is it supposed to fucking mean?

(I typed this pristinely)

It honestly IS a hard word to use in a sentence.

"Pat Sajak's hair pristinely sat on his head like a horse turd on a rock."

There.

You know, when I was five, I thought my bike had been stolen, so I wrote up flyers to put around my neighborhood. I wanted to accurately describe my bicycle so I put down "goes fast!" but I had forgotten how to spell "goes" so I put "go's". My bike go is fast.

Anyways, what I wanted to say is that it happens to the best of us. ...when we're FIVE.

WHEEL! OF! Eeeeeeeeeediiioooooots!

"I pristinely pooped on your mother's face, and then she ate my pristinely-pooped feces."

Edukumashun is stoopit! I reli on intelligunt desine!

>> ^rychan:
I think her usage was fine. "pristinely" is an adverb, modifying "carried". You can carry yourself sadly, happily, slowly, quickly, or pristinely.

The syntax of the sentence may have been correct but it's semantically that she's incorrect. It doesn't make sense to say "I carried myself spotlessly" or "I breathed underhandedly."

I can see why they removed this category from the show.

>> ^poolcleaner:
I would have giddily made an obscure nerd reference:
"The pristinely ungifted can only be indirectly harmed by magic."
Why am I not on these shows? I could have made, maybe, 5 other people in the world happy with that reference.


Is it sad I know exactly which book that is from and WHO in the book said it? lol

>> ^musictechie:
Condoleeza Rice


Ya, I was gonna go with Omarosa...

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