Tiny Horny Turtle Humping a Shoe

You might get scarred for life, since this video shows a horny turtle and a turtle penis! You have been warned! Also the noises might be disturbing for some viewers! This is still less scarring than the monkey-frog sex video! :)
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The giggling idiots filming this obviously don't know a heimlich maneuver when they see one.

Luckily the turtle was smart enough to save himself.

*incidently I hate my roommates flip flops so I am going to send her this vid and then dock up a photo that says "ur flips flops izz next... huuuuuu!"

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Makin' love....
Makin' love for two....
Makin' love for two minutes. When it's with the shoe baby, you only need two minutes...because it's so intense.

<credit to Flight of the Conchords>

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