Tiny Horny Turtle Humping a Shoe
tags:You might get scarred for life, since this video shows a horny turtle and a turtle penis! You have been warned! Also the noises might be disturbing for some viewers! This is still less scarring than the monkey-frog sex video! :)









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Luckily the turtle was smart enough to save himself.
*incidently I hate my roommates flip flops so I am going to send her this vid and then dock up a photo that says "ur flips flops izz next... huuuuuu!"
The saddest thing is, the shoe never called back...
Actually wouldn't it be on the turtle to call back?
Makin' love for two....
Makin' love for two minutes. When it's with the shoe baby, you only need two minutes...because it's so intense.
<credit to Flight of the Conchords>
I have 2 power points.. it is time for tortoise porn!