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tortoise,hump,sex,shoe,penis,noise,turtle porn Tiny Horny Turtle Humping a Shoe

Tiny Horny Turtle Humping a Shoe

posted by mintbbb 8 months 2 weeks ago • 9321 views
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You might get scarred for life, since this video shows a horny turtle and a turtle penis! You have been warned! Also the noises might be disturbing for some viewers! This is still less scarring than the monkey-frog sex video! :)

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Sounds like me when I hump a shoe...


written by Oatmeal  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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"Honey, any idea why my shoe sticks to the floor? It's just the right shoe too."


written by Chaucer  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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God, he's really reaching for it.


written by 12636  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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that's funny, "turtle, hump, sex, shoe, noise" are the search terms my girlfriend used to find me on match.com...


written by rottenseed  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Bow-chicki-bow-wown...


written by ponceleon  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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aww poor turtle.


written by zeeklancer  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The saddest thing is, the shoe never called back...


written by kagenin  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'turtle, hump, sex, shoe, penis, noise' to 'tortoise, hump, sex, shoe, penis, noise, turtle porn' - edited by EDD


written by siftbot  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Is that his o-face?


written by southblvd  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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No, that's his "eee"-face.


written by 12636  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The shoe looks so shocked at the end.


written by chilaxe  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Why do I always end up watching turtle porn with my free time?


written by 10040  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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The giggling idiots filming this obviously don't know a heimlich maneuver when they see one.

Luckily the turtle was smart enough to save himself.

*incidently I hate my roommates flip flops so I am going to send her this vid and then dock up a photo that says "ur flips flops izz next... huuuuuu!"


written by 12940  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Kagenin:
The saddest thing is, the shoe never called back...


Actually wouldn't it be on the turtle to call back?


written by ponceleon  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Makin' love....
Makin' love for two....
Makin' love for two minutes. When it's with the shoe baby, you only need two minutes...because it's so intense.

<credit to Flight of the Conchords>


written by ugh  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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HAHAHA how cute.


written by 14876  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Nike - "Just do it".


written by Drax  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote
I have 2 power points.. it is time for tortoise porn!


written by mintbbb  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, March 8th, 2009 6:23pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter mintbbb.


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