Oh who is going to be the first to say: "No posting self-links"

Why does everyone always start thinking they're a professional medic when shit like this happens?

*EIA

Adding video to channels (Eia) - requested by EndAll.

The bad helpful advice keeps getting better.

[while punching passed out guy]
"Dude, someone puncture his stomach to let the beer out."

Wow, That's actualy kind of scary!

Go baby go baby go baby go!

Let it out Let it out Let it out

Wake him up Wake him up

Let's hear it for morons who are incapable of having a good time without needing to get drunk.

Hey, tailgating is fun. This is pretty ridiculous, though. Dude almost did a faceplant on a grill!

After coexisting with alcohol for, say just a few thousand years we still can't seem to know how to use it. Maybe it's time to switch to something that actually is not poisonous to us...

Bull - shit. The body doesn't absorb alcohol, especially in the form of beer, that fast. Im-fucking-possible.

If it had been pure ethanol then MAYBE, but beer? No way.

Also, don't self-link, rottenseed.

Just so you know, the frantic attempt to wake him up is because the cops come rollin' around making sure everybody is "ok". This guy would've spent the night in the drunk tank + got a minor in possession which would've been lowered to a drunk in public and disturbing the peace which is a smaller infraction, but bigger fine (city's got kids to feed y'all)

>> ^gwiz665:
Bull - shit. The body doesn't absorb alcohol, especially in the form of beer, that fast. Im-fucking-possible.
If it had been pure ethanol then MAYBE, but beer? No way.


That's what I was thinking. I think he first passed out because he wasn't breathing while he was chugging. But there's gotta be something else going on for all the rest of his non-responsiveness. It takes a minute or two for the alcohol to start building up to dangerous levels after a long chug.

^MaxWilder:
I think he first passed out because he wasn't breathing while he was chugging...


I think you're right on the money there. Not breathing while drinking = faster absorption of alcohol (I believe). Maybe he didn't eat either. Maybe he had a drink before as well. But there's a euphoric effect to holding your breath and getting alcohol in your system.