Sober to Passed Out Drunk in Seconds Flat
tags:So I was watching this gem and then I realized that this appears to be at a Colts/Chargers game. Looks like it was here in San Diego.
...he must've been a Colts fan :P
...he must've been a Colts fan :P








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[while punching passed out guy]
"Dude, someone puncture his stomach to let the beer out."
Let it out Let it out Let it out
Wake him up Wake him up
If it had been pure ethanol then MAYBE, but beer? No way.
Also, don't self-link, rottenseed.
Bull - shit. The body doesn't absorb alcohol, especially in the form of beer, that fast. Im-fucking-possible.
If it had been pure ethanol then MAYBE, but beer? No way.
That's what I was thinking. I think he first passed out because he wasn't breathing while he was chugging. But there's gotta be something else going on for all the rest of his non-responsiveness. It takes a minute or two for the alcohol to start building up to dangerous levels after a long chug.
I think he first passed out because he wasn't breathing while he was chugging...
I think you're right on the money there. Not breathing while drinking = faster absorption of alcohol (I believe). Maybe he didn't eat either. Maybe he had a drink before as well. But there's a euphoric effect to holding your breath and getting alcohol in your system.