Michael Shannon Reads the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

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Michael Shannon channels Rebecca Martinson's insane and equally amazing letter to her Delta Gamma sorority sisters.
ChaosEnginejokingly says...

Saw this last night and my first reaction was to feel sorry for this girl. Yeah, she's an idiot and probably an awful person, but let's face it, we've all done something less than stellar at some point in our lives.

This poor bitch is now forever tagged as "that sorority letter girl". Maybe we need a "witness protection" style relocation program for people who do stupid stuff.

hpqpsays...

I find it saddening that "college" (in the US sense) so often connotes stupidity (and a sport culture that fosters sexual abusers) instead of what it's supposed to be about: learning/becoming more educated.

poolcleanersays...

Thanks bookface. I needed another reminder of why -- oh, I'm sorry, HUMANS are crazy. But I don't challenge your inductive assessment (of other people's opinions) that Americans, being human, are also crazy. I grew up there, I know. I deal with these personalities and it warps my own personality DAILY.

It's true, but it's not everyone. Mainly a lot of fucks in charge of various institutions who have maintained their grip on our society because they're shits like this sorority bitch. Though, I'm sure my redundant and filth ridden comments don't help either -- to you overly sensitive.. here's to your fuck you fucks. lol

This letter describes most of the women in my family. They don't care about helping out with the image of our family or the dysfunction, they just gossip (PRAYER CIRCLE AT CHURCH) and then go out on the attack, hitting below the belt.

The kinds of people that mess with your head until you question your manhood -- all of the O.C. girls that I grew up with in the church youth group; sluttin' their shit on the DL, maintaining their pristine image in the light of everyone's faces, and then crying when they don't get their way. "But that's the way mommy told me things work."

I did get a lot of handjobs from slut Christian girls, so I suppose I shouldn't complain. They loooooove to impress you with stories of parties and alcohol. teehee

bookfacesaid:

Can't imagine why the rest of the world thinks Americans are crazy.

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