lewis black - nuclear fxxk holocaust
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Stumble Thisa chemical fxxk attack, a fire fxxk ball....a nuclear fxxk holocaust....hahaha, lewis is unbelievable. a stand-up artist.
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As much as i hate to admit it, MarineGunrock is totally right. Think about any situation involving low pressure gas.
Want to commit suicide? Well, sit in your car in the garage, turn the engine on, but first make the car's interior air-tight using duct tape. You'll die because your body will use up all the breathable air, not because of car fumes. There won't be a single car-created toxin inside at all. Then you could take a deep breath, open the car and exit via the door. There's a reason people put a hose-pipe from the exhaust through the window. You could live off the oxygen in a car even if there was mustard gas outside in your garage.
You could climb inside a human balloon like a crazed german fetishist and live quite comfortably for as long as the oxygen in that balloon held out for you in a room full of nerve gas.
Submarines too, in fact. If you had the tape strong enough and sticky enough, you could TAPE two metal skips together and submerge yourself in safety.
What's this guy saying? The only negative thing about duct tape is that you're sealing yourself in an air tight container with a limited supply of air. But then you can conserve the air by doing things such as sleeping, and make the entire air supply in your house last you for a few days, and by that time maybe it'll be safe enough to go out, or you'll be rescued by people with portable air supplies.
Or, you know, don't make your house air tight, and die in a dissolving pool of your own lungs, bowels and feces.
(I don't find him funny anyway, but i hope people aren't upvoting for this (lack of) observation!)
They say if you're about to be trapped underwater, you should take a deep breath... LOL! THAT'S THE BEST ADVICE? TAKE A DEEP BREATH? WHAT IS THIS 2008?
Oh.. wait a minute, what else are you gonna do? Hmm guess it's not so funny afterall!
Wrong Fool!
Mustard gas is a strong vesicant (blister-causing agent). Due to its alkylating properties, it is also strongly mutagenic (causing damage to the DNA of exposed cells) and carcinogenic (cancer causing). Those exposed usually suffer no immediate symptoms. Within 4 to 24 hours the exposure develops into deep, itching or burning blisters wherever the mustard contacted the skin; the eyes (if exposed) become sore and the eyelids swollen, possibly leading to conjunctivitis and blindness. According to the Medical Management of Chemical Casualties handbook, there have been experimental cases in humans where the patient has suffered miosis, or pinpointing of pupils, as a result of the cholinomimetic activity of mustard. At very high concentrations, if inhaled, it causes bleeding and blistering within the respiratory system, damaging the mucous membrane and causing pulmonary edema. Blister agent exposure over more than 50% body surface area is usually fatal.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_gas
Foreign Policy that relies on duct tape is a bad thing.
1) thanks(?) for calling me a fool. the "mustard gas" example was only for when you are inside your car. i'll change the sentence structure to better reflect that.
2) it's not a fruitless piece of advice to assuage your fears, it is feasible, whereas "duck and cover" isn't (i'm vaguely remembering that this is advice for nuclear attacks?)
3) if a jellyfish stings you, you apply urine to the sting. not ideal, but the alternative is taking the pain. duct tape isn't ideal, but the alternative is dying immediately.
In the fifties and sixties, the public service films were designed to make you feel safer, even if you were not. Now the government is trying to make you feel more danger, even if there is none.
The best thing anybody can do is support the cause of peace, and otherwise go about your regular lives.