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kronos,scottish,workers,condom,poo,sewer,yum Kronosposeidon dared me to post this.

Kronosposeidon dared me to post this.

posted by dystopianfuturetoday 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago • 7049 views
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written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I stole yours.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That explains a lot.


written by JAPR  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^it's like a comment upvote circlejerk here


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^There's always room for one more in the circle, big boy.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Count me in!


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ewwwwwwwwww!!! *wtf


written by ant  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by ant.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^If your comment gets two or more upvotes you're automatically included in the circle jerk. So now we have an insect and a can joining us, fellas.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^Shut up and pass the lube.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^wait there's been lube this whole time?!


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^ i'd have mentioned that sooner, but you weren't exactly complaining, big boy.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I love seeing the siftbot in the top rated new posts! loi.


written by MaxWilder  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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wtf is loi?


written by JAPR  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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laffing on teh itnernets?


written by schmawy  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This sift has officially jumped the shark.

...Upvotes, please.


written by Kevlar  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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So whos eating the biscut?


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I was about to play the outsider who wanted to play too but couldn't find a funny bone even if he ate a chicken and one got stuck in his throat, but I guess that's been achieved.


written by lertad  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Votes for everybody! Weeeee!


written by schmawy  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Stop! Stop! If you interrupt the mating dance the male will become enraged and maul us with his fearsome gonads!


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Damnit, where's the cup?


And "loi":
www.nomorelol.com


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ooohh, GOD.... SO.. .Many... comment... UPVOTEEAAAAGHHHHHhhhhhhh....


Holy shit, guys, that was too much and too good.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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"...The National Acronym Monitoring Board of Linguistic Anomalies or NAMBLA has begun to crack down on "False Lolling" which is a class G felony punishable by permanent IP banning and in rare cases death by pwnage..."

"loi":
www.nomorelol.com



written by schmawy  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^Season two episode seven put your head on my shoulder


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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At this rate, soon siftbot's going to get a bronze star soon (siftbot is already up to 4 starpoints!).

Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.

Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Double check the actual meaning of NAMBLA - A Google search might surprise you...

Oh, and those NAMBLA guys will be wanting that biscuit.


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Krupo:
Oh no, 6 more crazy comments like this one and Siftbot will be able to downvote at will.
Isn't his how the robots ended up destroying humanity in like 5 different sci fi action movies?


oh, sure. be coy about it, krupo.
like you haven't seen my comments, warning you all about that, for months now.
but you never listen.

not until sifty's thumbs are popping your eyeballs like grapes, and your shrieks go unheard,
as he continues to gouge them, through the optic cavities in your skull.
i've seen things, you people wouldn't believe...

this what what happens, when you *promote creation without conscience.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Invocations (promote) cannot be called by my15minutes because my15minutes is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.


written by Abducted  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Jesus Christ. How about we start a downtvote circle jerk!


written by blankfist  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^congrats on being first one in the circle jerk...which makes it just a jerk.


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.

These things don't happen every day, my friend. Don't worry about it. And if it does start happening frequently then the admins can always raise the quality threshold.

Everyone's having a little bit of fun, that's all. Roll with it.

Now please downvote this comment.


written by CaptWillard  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Downvotes for everybody! Booooo!


written by schmawy  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Damn, I missed out, now I know why this video was so high in the Top15 though


written by cybrbeast  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Oh man, all this opposite action! I'm afraid my man stick might start sucking the goo back in from KP's chin.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*Promote and then upvote sifty's response - since we can't downvote it.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, March 4th, 2008 10:59am PST - promote requested by MarineGunrock.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Abducted:
Something tells me comment voting is going out the window soon.

I like the system and want it to stay, you guys aren't exactly helping.


[Disclaimer] I, too value the comment upvote system, and would be saddened to see it go away. However, I do also believe that just about every one of these comments has deserved the votes it got - not just because it was the fad on this thread. Just take a look at the Fat man with a gun video - there was a plethora of comments that were applauded simply because at least 15 people found them to be hilarious. I think the same holds true for this one as well.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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sifty ftw!
he shall be bronzed


written by thebug44  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Hmm, wow - this is kind of a weird phenom. Kind of like a random flocking of crows or something.

I hereby dub this thread a Siftle-Jerk.


written by dag  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...

There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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LET'S *promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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MAKE *promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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SIFTBOT *promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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A *promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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SILVER! *promote


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Post cannot be self promoted by original submitter dystopianfuturetoday because dystopianfuturetoday does not have enough Power Points.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^cheesemoo:
You know, if everybody just went to http://www.videosift.com/usercomments/siftbot and started voting, we could do much better than bronze...

There are 10 comments per page. Upvoting 10 pages should take you roughly two minutes, depending on the time it takes your pages to load.


Problem with that is, he is always leaving so many comments daily that it would be difficult to peg some down and get them upvoted.


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Well, start from his last page then. I only realized the problem as I was nearing the end of my hundred upvotes, and I was seeing already-voted comments being loaded onto the "next" page, pushed back by more recent comments.


Anyway, just go to the last page, whatever that is, and start voting from there!

Scratch that. His last page (#526) is just 4 weeks old - either new ones are pushing the old ones out, or they are deleted after a certain time period, or something.


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That's some smart database management.

Oh wait, if an 'applauded comment' gets purged from the database, will siftie's star points for that comment end up disappearing?

Does this mean we've stumbled upon Lucky's elegant failsafe which will keep us safe from Siftbot domination of the world - at least for periods of no longer than 4 weeks, as long as it doesn't reprogram itself to close said loophole?

Oh no - that's way too many things that can go wrong!

We're on the other side of the looking glass, people!


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It's the middle of the night ... something is happening on the VideoSifts. Who do you trust to take care of your comments and posts?

Authorised by SiftBot for Supreme Siftchancellor


written by dag  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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^I am sorry, I couldn't hear you Dag what with you mouth full...


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is like one of those flash-mobs you see in NYC now and then... only even less hygienic.

IT'S ART I TELL YOU!


written by Doc_M  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I just gave Sifty his bronze star. Worship me.

Also, best thread EVER.


written by JAPR  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*shenanigans!!!


written by Issykitty  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^JAPR:
I just gave Sifty his bronze star. Worship me.

Also, best thread EVER.


Now let's see which is the first video siftbot downvotes.


written by Raytrace  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I feel guilty getting the Gold in a siftle-jerk. That good, dirty, kind of guilty.


written by schmawy  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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ROFLi


written by residue  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Hillary Clinton for siftbot!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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We should keep this up until Siftie is a 100 gold star.


written by blankfist  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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wow... just wow.... my resolve to quit treating videosift as if it were a casual game-ish place and stop actually LOOKING for good vids to sift is stronger than ever. If you can get bunches of stars just for joining the siftle-jerk well... me being female and married... I'm happy with my gold-not-100

not like I got much time on my hands these days anyway....


written by smibbo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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siftbot dared me to post this


written by grinter  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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That says something when a robot beats me to the bronze star.

...That I'm the damn John Henry of anti-sifting?


written by Kevlar  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I tried to explain what was going on to a friend at work today.

Try and explain siftbot to a non-sifter. And the idea of giving him "star powers".

Yeah, I immediately felt the geek of it all washing over me like a a dietcoke/mentos explosion.

I still feel unclean.

But it was funny as heck.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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dtf- it's all your fault for starting this shit. *ban! with extreme prejudice!


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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dystopianfuturetoday cannot be banned because star accounts are immune to banination - ignoring ban request by therealblankman.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*promote circle jerks


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, March 6th, 2008 6:21pm PST - promote requested by kronosposeidon.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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jerk jerk jerk


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
promote circle jerks


Uh! I had to ask my husband what that meant.


written by swampgirl  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Oy, the zombie video that will never die...jerk away, weird necrophiles.


written by critttter  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^swampgirl:
>> ^kronosposeidon:
promote circle jerks


Uh! I had to ask my husband what that meant.


I feel awful your day had to be ruined like that...


written by CaptainPlanet420  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Your new avatar, KP.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^It's too beautiful for me to ruin it by compressing it into a tiny avatar, but I will cherish it always.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^Translation: "Its too beautiful for me to ruin it by compressing it into a tiny avatar, so Ill just print it, put a picture of DFT's face in the middle and jerk off all over it."


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^You got pictures of him? Can I borrow one? I, uh,...spilled coffee on all mine.


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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you're all just bunch of sick pervies. that's right, PERVERTS, I TELL YA!

I'll just join then, shall I? *wink wink*


written by EDD  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wait, people have been holding out on pictures of DFT?


written by JAPR  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^ ^Circle Jerk, Volume II


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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No, but I'm holding out on his penis.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^MarineGuncock?


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^Hey! What did I tell you!?! Not outside the bedroom!

Jeez, now our naughty talk is just regular talk. Now we'll have to come up with another name for me....


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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^Wow, you've been a Democrat for a day and already have contracted 'the Gay'. Run for your life quantumushroom!


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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Pft, it ain't gay if I keep my eyes closed and pretend it's a woman with a penis. Oh, wait. I wouldn't have to keep my eyes closed...


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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It's only gay if you're taking.

...right guys?



.......right?






............oh god. D:


written by JAPR  | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH
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*promote


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Wednesday, May 14th, 2008 3:56pm PDT - promote requested by MarineGunrock.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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