Zero Punctuation Review: Turok

published by theaceofclubz

4 months 1 week ago • 3314 views

tags: yahtzee, Turok, fps, health meter, fully, ramblomatic

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I'm glad someone with clout agrees with me on Halo being nothing special and never being such...

written by Imagoamin | 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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"Very good for the 3 year old children of syphalitic lepers"

*giggle

written by Payback

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Yes Halo is a pile of mediocore crap, glad he got that one right.

As always excellent!

written by Napalm | 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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I disagree with two of the three previous comments.

written by thegrimsleeper

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Excellent one. He really reviewed the state of FPSs in general instead of Turok, which made it extra enjoyable.

written by Fjnbk

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Upvote for the Jurassic Park theme and cranial drill intrusion.

written by Mavmike | 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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The man is a genius, pure and simple.

written by shuppie

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I am not saying anything bad about Halo because last time i did i called it overrated and my comment got downvoted like a little bitch lol

written by Jordass

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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*british *animation *geek

written by Zifnab

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Adding video to channels (Animation, British, Geek) - requested by Zifnab.

written by siftbot

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'yahtzee, Turok, fps, health meter' to 'yahtzee, Turok, fps, health meter, fully, ramblomatic' - edited by Zifnab

written by siftbot

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Halo is a great (arguably the best) console multiplayer game, but the single player story campaign is lame.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^Jordass:
I am not saying anything bad about Halo because last time i did i called it overrated and my comment got downvoted like a little bitch lol

Fine. I'll say it. Halo is the worst game ever made. I played only the first but it sucked so bad I dare not play the others. All it was is identical hallway after identical hallway after identical hallway. Fuck you, XBOX "gamers".

One other thing, one of those birthday hats is the same one I used in my avatar.

written by MarineGunrock

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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I will contend that Halo is not the ambrosia of all FPS, nor is it a shining example of what an FPS should be, however, I am a large Halo fan. I have all the games for the sole purpose of furthering my knowledge of the storyline. For the same reason I own all of the novels (except for the new one which is entirely about Sgt. Johnson) because I find most of them quite well written and filled with interesting plots, sub-plots and character development.

I could say that my interest in reading the novels has only increased my interest in the franchise, although I must point out that I would sincerely love it even more if it simply ends the story with the end of Halo 3. Any more backstory novels would still be appreciated though.

Oh yes, and upvote for "No change there then, hah, hah, hah, raucous laughter."

written by Raigen

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There is no such thing as a good console FPS. The mouse is absolutely necessary to make decent FPS controls. A 5th percentile player with a mouse beats a 95th percentile player without a mouse.

written by jwray

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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Even my 15 year old nephew agrees that Halo is over rated and really not all that good. I ask him 'then why the hell do you play it?' and his reply is simply

'Cause theres nothing better on the xbox360 right now.'

SO I bought him a copy Orange Box PC for his birth-day.

Needless to say he hasn't played Halo 3 since.

written by Xaielao

| 4 months 1 week ago | CH

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"I am a large Halo fan"
I'm just gonna let that one go. Big of me, ain't it?

written by Rugil | 4 months ago | CH

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>> ^Rugil:
"I am a large Halo fan"
I'm just gonna let that one go. Big of me, ain't it?

Quite large, yes.

>,>

*,<

written by Raigen

| 4 months ago | CH

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Halo is a great multiplayer game. It's not really a good singleplayer game. The Marathon Series were much better in my view.

This is where Yahtzee is wrong, because he refuses to play multiplayer games in general.

written by Farhad2000

| 4 months ago | CH

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If he played multiplayer games he wouldn't have time to review a new game every week, and he'd always be a noob. It'd take more than a week to review World of Warcraft.

written by jwray

| 4 months ago | CH

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*downunder

written by Fjnbk

| 3 months ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by Fjnbk.

written by siftbot

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