half life,orange,portal,team fortress,Yahtzee Zero Punctuation Review: The Orange Box

Zero Punctuation Review: The Orange Box

posted by Zifnab

2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago • 14178 views

tags: half life, orange, portal, team fortress, Yahtzee

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Yahtzee opens the Orange Box, see what he finds inside.

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I love it when he starts doing football results!

written by Deano

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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upvote for Liverpool 3. Yeah. and portal.

written by Raytrace

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Yeah, go Liverpool. Man Utd suck!

I love this guy.

EDIT: I do feel sorry for anyone who hasn't yet played Portal. It's been so praised, very aspect of it, that it can't live up to expectations. I got it when it was first available and I'd only heard a few words of praise and I loved it but if I was to play it now, I don't think it would match the fan hype.

written by Quboid | 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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You have to rein in that sense of hype with the benefit of experience and your own expectations about games.
Some games do live up to the hype but rarely and that's because hype is completely artificial and without a sense of boundaries.

I'm definitely getting this for the 360 when I have some money.

written by Deano

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Upvote for "Fuck You!"

written by lucky760

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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If Portal has left you aching for more physics based gaming wonderfulness, you could do a lot worse than check out Armadillo Run - an indie game that is so addictive you will loose days playing it.

Grab the demo from here www.armadillorun.com

written by Irishman

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I loved it when he said "rip out you goulies"

written by MarineGunrock

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I like this guy. He's like the Ze Frank of video games.

written by cyberscythe | 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Another A+ review. I can never get tired of this guys fast paced bantering, and he allways seems to know what I'm thinking.

written by jmd

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I get the idea he liked Portal.

written by atara

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Upvote for "admitedly the only puzzle is 'use gun on man'"

written by Selektaa | 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I have to agree with him. Just started and beat Portal last night and it was the best puzzle game I've probably ever played. I ended up spending the whole next day at work thinking of how is was going to get past all the challenge levels. unfortunately for me I'm going to spend WAY to much of my life accomplishing that feat.

written by vyka11 | 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Walrus FTW!

And all the other wonderfulness, of course.

written by Krupo

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Portal rawks.

written by calvados

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I'm glad the Orange Box "needlessly" comes with Episode 1. I haven't played it before, so it was good that it came with it.

written by MarineGunrock

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I haven't played Ep 1 yet as well. So this makes the package all the sexier (even if it's not anything substantial) for me. Today is the day; off to pick up The Orange Box!

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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THE CAKE IS A LIE!

written by antonye

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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JOIN OUR VIDEOSIFT GROUP ON STEAM!!!!

written by rembar

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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This earned its 100th vote. (tip of the hat)

written by Kevlar

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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force feedback codpiece

written by deathcow

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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If only Portal could be obtained by itself and without any ties to steam, I'd love to buy it.

written by xxovercastxx

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I had the "grrr, steam" reaction, but decided I didn't care and went ahead and got it... no regrets... get it!

written by Krupo

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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I heart Steam. Me loves no having CD's and da speaking bad English.

written by karaidl

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Almost every Zero Punctuation review is Sift worthy. Can't we just let videosift auto-embed every new one? Now only diamond poster can embed it. I feel left out

written by cybrbeast

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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Companion Cube! Shh, she's sleeping! /gently caresses 'see-see's' lush & oh-so-shiny geometry...

Is it just me or does Valve's new pre-game logo look like the back of karaidl's lumpy head? Is this where the cake comes out? Is this the valve for cake?

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 2 years 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH

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