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Zero Punctuation Review: Duke Nukem Forever

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This week Zero Punctuation reviews Duke Nukem Forever and all its incredible achievements!

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Best. (P)review. Ever!


written by pierrekrahn  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I love that Escapist contract.. it's targic.


written by gwiz665  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Warning: Spoilers


written by Psychologic  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I never play Duke Nukem, but did anyone really think Duke Nukem Forever was going to be any good? Especially after watching the "gameplay" footage that came out after the closure of 3D Realms.


written by furrycloud  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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For a game company that took that long to develop *one* game, they get what they deserved. Exactly as he said in the video... other and better games came out in the time they sat around twiddling thumbs 90% of the time and my attention was diverted elsewhere.

Hell, I remember Prey being first demoed back in 1997 and at least even that eventually made it to release.

For those who dont get the John Romero reference, or already forgot about that abomination on its own http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikatana

Now if Valve would hopefully not pull the same thing in regards to Episode Three...


written by Croccydile  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^ and Prey was awesome. Really enjoyed that game. Might even play it again!


written by budzos  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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somehow the "sarcasm" tag seems insufficient.


written by grinter  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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they cant recapture what made it so good... mainly the fact that everyone was a young kid and computer games were not-so-common status symbols...unique and not used only as cash cows... you would have to release an experience-revolutionizing console or something to equal that power.


written by vairetube  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I was taken in by this until the stuff about moving the legs with the sticks. I realise now how stupid and pointless I am. God damn Yahtzee was right all along...


written by lampishthing  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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i realise pretty much all people love these things but fucking hell, i'm sick of seeing these zero punctuation reviews. i realise i don't have to watch them but they're annoying me so much that i just had to vocalise my distaste. just seeing the video's title riles me. maybe it's something deep-rooted.

thanks.


written by deputydog  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Dear God dd... really... I think I can safely say along with many others. 'Who cares?'

Really. There are plenty of things that I don't like that others do, and this isn't even a case whereby you can go 'I'm pissed off that a large, large portion of people are entertained by such utter, utter rubbish (read Brittany Spears or Pussycat Dolls, or Bill O'Reilly), this is a niche thing. Plenty of us enjoy it, if you don't... bloody hell, what's there to get shitty about.

I think you need a long session lying down on a couch talking about some childhood experience with hats or English people, or those living in Brisbane or something... really. Man, I can fully understand the 'man, I've kinda got sick of these now, I'll stop watching them'. But to decide to come on here and go on a little rant?

I think you do have something deep-rooted... and it's not a potato.


written by spoco2  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Seriously Deputy. If you know that most people will think you are a retarded asshole for doing something and you go ahead and do it anyway, then maybe you ARE a retarded asshole... And potatoes don't have deep roots.


written by KamikazeCricket  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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See if they had released Duke Nukem Forever, you would have been disappointed.

Everyone knows you need the central mythical figure to die and become a martyr to get some real long term worshipping going.


written by raverman  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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rofl this guy makes game reviews funny,smart and just plan smart.


written by prisonpanda  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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lol 14 DVD's


written by prisonpanda  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'zero punctuation, yahtzee, duke nukem forever, for never, sarcasm' to 'zero punctuation, yahtzee, duke nukem forever, for never, EPIC sarcasm' - edited by gwiz665


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Croccydile:
For a game company that took that long to develop one game, they get what they deserved. Exactly as he said in the video... other and better games came out in the time they sat around twiddling thumbs 90% of the time and my attention was diverted elsewhere.

Hell, I remember Prey being first demoed back in 1997 and at least even that eventually made it to release.

For those who dont get the John Romero reference, or already forgot about that abomination on its own http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daikatana

Now if Valve would hopefully not pull the same thing in regards to Episode Three...


theywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywonttheywont


written by yourhydra  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Dude. So many people thought Valve was doing the same thing with HL2 and TF2. Are those still vaporware? HELLZ NO! They delivered higher than anyone's (realistic) expectations!


written by KamikazeCricket  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*woohoo style (think drunken Homeric fantasy) in case parody is too obvious


written by Krupo  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Woohoo) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Best Yatzee review EVER!


written by Xaielao  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Krupo's right. I still play TF2 on a daily basis, and I have the attention span of a dog when it comes to online FPS games. It's the first game like it to grab me for such a long amount of time.


written by Abel_Prisc  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Other games with massive development time.

TF2.

Development was started to bring the sequel to a QUAKE mod into the 21st century over 8 years ago and it still came out.


written by thyazide  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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It was similar with the first Duke3D. It was just on the verge of release when they announced they were scrapping it and totally starting over. They did actually finish that one and it turned out pretty good though.


written by AeroMechanical  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Sounds awesome. Can't wait to get my copy and play it.


written by grahamslam  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^thyazide:
Other games with massive development time.

TF2.

Development was started to bring the sequel to a QUAKE mod into the 21st century over 8 years ago and it still came out.


True, but I don't know if it was one continuous development. I suspect there was a shut down and then reboot around 2005 or so. The game we got, wonderful as it is, isn't anything like the stuff they were demoing back in two thousand naught. That was more like what BF2 was to become.


written by Gabe_b  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I played Duke Nukem AND Starcraft Ghost back to back. I'll write my review soon. Compare and contrast and all that.

First review of his that I've watched in quite a while. I've been won over once again.


written by poolcleaner  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Amazing how this video sums up the years of waiting into a funny 5 mins.


written by prisonpanda  | 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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