Zero Punctuation Review: Crysis
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Man I wish I had a computer that could run Crysis, but I'm not ready to sell my soul for one.
This will make MGR happy.
My thoughts exactly
And Crysis is a damn fine game... and yes, I sold my soul so I do have a PC that can play it while looking puuuurty.
But remember, my issue wasn't lack of hardware. A lot of the time it ran smoothly. Other times, it was like I was running it on an Altair. I'm convinced the issues are with the game itself.
I had my first, "try to flee into the ocean only to be blown up by large caliber shells then eaten by sharks" moment recently.
Awesome.
UPVOTE FOR NANO-WEDGIES!!!
ps. zifnab, how'd you comment 5 hours before you submitted the vid? 8)
ps. zifnab, how'd you comment 5 hours before you submitted the vid? 8)
I commented right after I originally queued the vid, it took about 5 hours to get 10 votes and get published...
However while it is pretty its still solidily no more then a mod for Far Cry, plus the pretty graphics are nothing but filler for a game that starts out great with the nano wankyiness, it is nice in the open scapes (though not as free roaming as FC) when dealing the DRPK troops but quickly cascades into being shit when it goes all "Xen" on you after encountering the aliens, battles with which consist mainly of shooting at them till they drop unravelling the nice strategic combat with the troops at the start of the game.
The end was particularly underwhelming, I mean Crytek revealed the boss battle at the end of the game a full 2 years before release. Not to mention it was basically Contra by then.
just one more thing.
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