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Zero Punctuation Review: Assassin's Creed

posted by Zifnab

2 years ago • 8885 views

tags: yahtzee, assasin, creed, stealth, ubisoft, stab, stabby, sneak

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Yahtzee gets stabby with Assassin's Creed.

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17 votes, and no comments? Is everyone laughing too hard? Another top 15. Yippee! LOL@ the relationships reference. And the "Glaswegian style" dealie. OMFG, the eating thing... oh that was ... haaaa. Hee hee, the sun.

Maybe that's why no one can comment. You stop thinking and fall down in a fit of laughter. Another great review.

Zifnab, are you just stalking the Escapist and ready to pounce on the new releases the moment they hit?

BTW, who wants to call Yahtzee a valid rep of *British humour?

written by Krupo

| 2 years ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (British) - requested by Krupo.

written by siftbot

| 2 years ago | CH

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I always have to watch these twice. Or once with lots of pauses and going back. I wish I could get the nightly news in this style.

written by dag

| 2 years ago | CH

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Well I could be stalking the Escapist

, I just can't get enough of these reviews so I'm always looking forward to the next one. Yahtzee really cracks me up.

I've debated about the British channel for his reviews since he's based in Australia, but he is British-born so I guess they qualify.

written by Zifnab

| 2 years ago | CH

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"Faffing About Creed"

Haha thanks for that gem, Yahtzee.

written by jetako | 2 years ago | CH

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upvote for "faffing about creed"

written by lavoll

| 2 years ago | CH

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Lol pushing you with their retard strength moshpit style, classic

written by 9058

| 2 years ago | CH

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Agree with Dag re: Nightly News. I think CBC radio 1 would be WAY more kickass if it were faster and had swears and amusing illustrations. Oh and a british accent.

written by djsunkid

| 2 years ago | CH

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he's right on as usual.. after completing it i cannot force myself to play it anymore, due to the unskippable #¤%#"% cutscenes, %"#%" mountain i have to walk down each time, and the !"#% 1 billion miles to a city where i can cause havoc...
Atleast some sort of SAVE ME HERE NOW option after you've completed the game would have prevented me from, from now on, thinking of a cannon and the sun whenever i look at the cover...

written by bovan | 2 years ago | CH

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Best. Review. EVER.

written by Wynder

| 2 years ago | CH

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69 votes so far? Clearly this well is drying up.

written by MarineGunrock

| 2 years ago | CH

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This guy is so great.

written by rychan | 2 years ago | CH

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why is this added to British channel? he's Australian right?

written by mechadeath | 2 years ago | CH

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He is based in Austrailia, but is British-born.

written by Zifnab

| 2 years ago | CH

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I upvote before I even watch these, and then want to upvote it three or four more times after doing so.

written by JAPR

| 2 years ago | CH

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Another week, another excellent video. We should send Yahtzee a thank you note.

written by Fjnbk

| 2 years ago | CH

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Cheap shot at the frenchies, but overall the man is speaking the truth.

Fucking mountain.

written by Dr_Q

| 2 years ago | CH

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What Zifnab said. We (the royal Sift "We") have decided to reward Britannia for its contribution of Yahtzee.

written by Krupo

| 2 years ago | CH

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Seriously, Zifnab. It's time to find a new well to draw from.

/sarcastic reference

written by MarineGunrock

| 2 years ago | CH

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i think this is a great review, he points out its fun and different, and shamelessly brutalises it for its (avoidable) short comings, loved it

, but myfavs are still Clive Barker's Clive Barker's : Jericho. By Clive Barker. and MoH: Airbourne LOL

Incidentally, whenever I see a game stuff with more bugs than a cockroach sandwich, I can't help but think "Pushed of the door in time for Christmas"

Twats. Looks like good fun otherwise....

written by Zonbie

| 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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*downunder

written by Fjnbk

| 1 year 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by Fjnbk.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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*reclaimvote.

I came by to watch the review again and decide whether to finally jump at the game now that it's on sale on Steam for $10... oh man.

written by Krupo

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Just got around to finally playing the PC version of this game. An amazing achievement worthy of any historical Hollywood A-list film produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Ridley Scott, but like so many said historical Hollywood films they left out 2 fundamental things:

A) Any sense of narrative coherence
B) It was no fun at all.

written by therealblankman

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