"Chia Pet on top of a Fridge"

Escapist, I know you're trying to ride yahtzee towards fame and glory, but your other content is so.. so atrocious..

One of the best ones

Yes, I agree, what the Hell IS up with the game industry and Africa?

>> ^Payback:
Yes, I agree, what the Hell IS up with the game industry and Africa?


Because we already done all them other places:

Germany, Ukraine, New York City, LA, The Blue Mosque, Hell: First-person shooters

Middle Earth, a lot of places roughly modeled after medieval Europe, radioactive wastelands: role playing games.

The 9th level of hell, a godless place seen as an unending sea of child molesters and furries: Peggle.

So Africa was all we had left over. And Antarctica. But who wants endless random encounters with Leopard Seals and bored NOAA meteorologists?

Some more lol moments there. That inventory system looks unnecessarily impractical. Why can't you just drop items anywhere? This game seems like it's keeping gameplay restrictions that might have made sense five years ago but now it seems like shit design.

>> ^NicoleBee:
Escapist, I know you're trying to ride yahtzee towards fame and glory, but your other content is so.. so atrocious..

Try watching some of their "Unskippable" videos. It's MST3K for video game cutscenes.

>> ^Edeot:
>> ^NicoleBee:
Escapist, I know you're trying to ride yahtzee towards fame and glory, but your other content is so.. so atrocious..

Try watching some of their "Unskippable" videos. It's MST3K for video game cutscenes.


Yes, that's a perfect example of what Nicole was referring to.

LOL "enough green herbs to knock out Cheech Marin"

But Tommy Chong could handle 'em!

>> ^xxovercastxx:
Yes, that's a perfect example of what Nicole was referring to.

To each his own, but I think they're pretty funny. "The Heist" one in particular is hilarious.

'carrying your armor in pocket of your armor' bit earned myupvote

Ehhh... he spent too much time reviewing the game from a single player perspective. It'd be like reviewing one of the Battlefield games and then complaining about the AI being dumb in the offline mode.

The armor bit and the spear chucking natives were both complaints of mine, although I loved the game overall. And they tried to work in a reason for the natives through the story, but that seemed a bit... silly.

>> ^StukaFox:
And Antarctica. But who wants endless random encounters with Leopard Seals and bored NOAA meteorologists?


Check out Penumbra: Overture. I think its actually set in the arctic, but its suprisingly fun and scary.

There were a few funny moments between the... attempts at being funny. Though, I do agree with most of what he has to say, so I won't downvote him.

>> ^StukaFox:
>> ^Payback:
Yes, I agree, what the Hell IS up with the game industry and Africa?

Because we already done all them other places:
Germany, Ukraine, New York City, LA, The Blue Mosque, Hell: First-person shooters
Middle Earth, a lot of places roughly modeled after medieval Europe, radioactive wastelands: role playing games.
The 9th level of hell, a godless place seen as an unending sea of child molesters and furries: Peggle.
So Africa was all we had left over. And Antarctica. But who wants endless random encounters with Leopard Seals and bored NOAA meteorologists?


Gunship 2000 also had an expansion where you flew choppers in Antarctica. Ah white-outs. Awesome.

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