The Yu Wan Mei Group's product list includes:

* Yum-E-Freez Eel Milk
* E-Z Go Spine Extractor
* Gel ("If you need gel, buy this gel.")
* Yu Wan Mei Loyalty Bracelet
* Broiled Shark Gums
* Taste Stick
* Yu Wan Mei Device
* Yu Wan Mei Miscellaneous Flavor Paste
* Metal Fun

American Consumer Masses Agree: It Fish Time!

"AMERICA—Many citizens in the U.S. are enjoying Yu Wan Mei fish by-products, which are respected throughout the land for their deliciousness and ease of eating, sources confirmed Monday.

"I love the new exciting taste of the Yu Wan Mei line of products," said typical American consumer Robert Smith. "Who knew the discarded parts of the fish were such an undiscovered treasure trove of taste sensation, waiting to be enjoyed by exuberant American consumers such as me?"

"The deliciousness cannot be contained," he added. "Fish Time is No. 1.""

Don't you just love the Onion?

FAKE!

Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!

So they bought the Onion huh? Smells a little fishy to me.

Love that Chinese flag sliding over top of the US flag at the end there.

Standard 4 AND Standard 5? This is most desirable!

>> ^ponceleon:
Knife-a goes in, a-guts come out that's what Osaka Seafood Concern is all about!


Osaka is in Japan, not China. But.. I get what you are trying to convey

Fish and Oyster sauce is quite good, though if you knew how it was made, that can quickly change one's opinion. Shrimp paste is another one of those odd things, even some Asians don't like it. But I love the Japanese shrimp crackers with little embedded shrimps. They even have eyestalks with little black eyes. Not a picture.. actual embedded mini-shrimp LOL.

Is that the AMD logo on the corporate headquarters building?

Anyways, this is brilliant.

Is that George Takei doing the voiceover?

HAHAHA!! Did anybody go to the website at the end of this video? Click the Products page for especially funny goodness.

Bolivia! Oh Fuck!

*promote

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, July 20th, 2009 8:13am PDT - promote requested by chingalera.