business card,design,paper,advice,25 years,joel bauer Your business card is Crap!

Your business card is Crap!

posted by maatc

7 months 2 weeks ago • 1043 views

tags: business card, design, paper, advice, 25 years, joel bauer

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'In this big game that we play, life, it's not what you hope for, it's not what you deserve, it's what you take. I'm Frank T.J. Mackey....'

written by deputydog

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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but does it have a watermark?

what do i guarantee? hmm.
i can safely shoot that card out of your hand with a shotgun, while blindfolded.
and even if i fail? i will also build a crowd.

25 years and he's got a very small popup book to show for it?
are his clients preschoolers?

written by my15minutes

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'business card, design, paper, advice, 25 years' to 'business card, design, paper, advice, 25 years, joel bauer' - edited by doogle

written by siftbot

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I guarantee you they will throw it away, because it won't fit in their damn wallet.

written by evil_disco_man

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I can guarantee that I will laugh at this video every time I watch it.

written by wax66

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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That's not a business card! You can make an impressive business card that doesn't cost that much and beg to be thrown away like a parking lot leaflet.

written by MaxWilder

| 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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*ilovethisguy

written by deputydog

| 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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*promote

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, April 9th, 2009 7:22pm PDT - promote requested by deputydog.

written by siftbot

| 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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This guy comes off as so untrustworthy...

written by chilaxe

| 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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lol what a douche.

written by raverman | 7 months ago | CH

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*promote

written by rasch187

| 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, April 12th, 2009 3:04am PDT - promote requested by rasch187.

written by siftbot

| 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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Hey it's the real life Patrick Bateman from American Psycho. So just don;t make a nicer one or he'll kill you to Phil Collins

written by murphdurfenbutt | 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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When he unfolded it, and I saw it was a popup-book, I almost laughed snot out of my nose. What an asshat.

It should have a big phallus popping up in your face, that would be more appropriate for this guy.

written by KnivesOut

| 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Now, here is a good business card:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alpha_AXP_21064_card1.jpg

"Alpha AXP 21064 bare die mounted on a business card with some statistics"

From Wikipedia.

written by AeroMechanical | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I watched this again and enjoyed it even more. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY?

My card... is die-cut.

My card... is fucking awesome.

My card... is a ninja star that can kill.

written by KnivesOut

| 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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