CHRISTIAN,DATING,GOD,TEENS YOU AND GOD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

YOU AND GOD MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

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Why date a stupid teenager when you can date God?

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i didn't know god was a fag.

written by kir_mokum | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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That's not God, son, that's Father Daniels.

written by gwiz665

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I got stood up on my first date. <<Wahhh Wohhhhh>>

written by redyellowblue | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I've heard that god is above average.. in shoe size that is.

written by MrConrads

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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the insanity must stop.

written by cracanata | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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If Christians only date God then they will not make more little Christians, maybe this should be encouraged.

Oh, wait, never mind... I forgot about the immaculate conception thing. That must be what the preacher was alluding to when he was talking about "Getting blasted with God's Love".

written by d3bas3r | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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*promote

written by d3bas3r | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Invocations (promote) cannot be called by d3bas3r because d3bas3r is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

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What if you went out long enough that you end up popping the big question and God says, 'Yes'...?

...now suppose that kind of goes south after a while and you divorce God... you'd get half?

*eyebrow arches and arches and arches and arches...*

written by Drax | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I don't want god to blast me. No one wants to see the Holy money shot.

written by blankfist

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I wanna kneel in front of god and feel his love blasted all over my face.

written by Enzoblue | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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I prefer Barely Legal.

written by MrFisk

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*promote

written by brain

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Self promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, October 11th, 2009 1:23am PDT - promote requested by original submitter brain.

written by siftbot

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Once, I asked an aids educator how to tell if you're gay.
She said "When you masturbate do you think of girls or boys?"
I said... "I think about God.... and skull fucking"

written by skullfuckjr

| 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Wow...on the whole 'God taking Adam to the garden and blasting him over and over again.'
I once tried blasting a girl with my love. She was pissed. I think that only works in porn.

written by TheFreak | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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hahaha ant doesn't like when you make fun of him and his girlfriend (god)

written by rottenseed

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god goo... ew...

written by Opus_Moderandi

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>> ^blankfist:
No one wants to see the Holy money shot.

the internet does.

written by kir_mokum | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH

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Damnit, Ron Luce. Why must you inundate my present with the shit you peddled to me in the past? I already told you I don't want your drugs. I'll end up in a back alley with God's love blasted on my face. AGAIN.

written by thinker247

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