My only ever partment kitty, was raised for real-world action. Stolen form the pound in Oakland (went to pay for an adoption, they were closed, drizzling weather, kitty heard me and meowed till I saw her, over a small fence and free, wandering on the doggy side..),I took her to San Fran, and made a kitty pole for her outta old jeans and 2x4's.....she had that down quick, and we started training with playing cards. Thumping cards to make them spin and sail, she soon was able to catch them in varying ways, pinned to the wall in the hallway, etc.
The hallway was the best spot, she had the 3 feet covered like a football goal.....I lined the hallway with burlap, from floor to ceiling, and soon kitty would fly up the walls, to catch cards in mid air, or at the ceiling sometimes.....

Long story short, had to give kitty a new home, and at granny's farm in Bellingham WA, kitty went from sq.ft, to 50 acres....she showed her appreciation, with birds and meeces at the back door.

Yer kitty is handsome, and lovin' life!

That is so awesome! A travellin' kitty! What a beauty he is.

These are illegal to own as pets in NY. This state can be so fucking ridiculous.

The guy is almost hilariously boring. ach! I like the way he says "Mousie".

After 15 seconds I came in here just to say wow, boring narrator. "This is him on... heh... his bed. But really it's my bed."

"He likes to play with balls"
What a nut, find a vagina.