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published by loafy0425 1 month ago • 2293 views

tags: hip hop, Bad Rap, Iron Mic Competition, freestyle, this cant be real

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A Daily news show at an Atlanta High School holds rap competitions during lunch. Hip Hop is dead.

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Bad Rap Iron Mic Competition' to 'hip hop, Bad Rap, Iron Mic Competition, freestyle, this cant be real' - edited by uhohzombies

written by siftbot

| 1 month ago | CH

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*comedy *hiphop *music *terrible *wtf

written by uhohzombies

| 1 month ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Comedy, Hiphop, Music, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by uhohzombies.

written by siftbot

| 1 month ago | CH

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Eli is a superstar!

written by blankfist

| 1 month ago | CH

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This video wins at the internets

written by zomgunicorns

| 1 month ago | CH

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his rhymes are straight up clever

...for the bungalow dwelling special ed class

written by rottenseed

| 1 month ago | CH

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ouch

written by Devicrom

| 1 month ago | CH

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This reminds me of a made episode where there was this white kid who first attempt at rapping was "rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap"

on the video however, the host says that this was better than last year...

I don't even want to see last year.

written by Kerotan | 1 month ago | CH

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I've been watching this video alot and everytime I find something new that I missed that was funny. Which makes me wonder if this is actually staged because, comedy wise, this was executed so perfectly.

Obvious examples are the host bromance massaging the judge, Eli's long pause after he says "I'm the best mayne, I did it" (timed perfectly), horrible and dated camera work and effects.

But what makes this so good are the little things which you only notice after multiple viewings. Such as, white text being overlayed on top of Marv-O's white T shirt make it impossible to read, Envy's erratic "hiphop" hand jestures, Eli's multiple view split screen and picture-in-picture (which is pointless since its of the same person,lol), the quick camera tilting upward due to bad camera man and LOTS of perfectly awkward pauses before camera transitions.

And so much more, not to mention the freestyle lyrics and general banter making this the perfect storm of comedy.

So it makes me wonder, is this pure comedic genius or really just some mentally challenged kids putting on a rap battle show?

written by zomgunicorns

| 1 month ago | CH

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This is painful to watch.

written by Baera

| 1 month ago | CH

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my favourite part is how they put the pure white titles across the pure white t shirt

written by Drachen_Jager

| 1 month ago | CH

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The second guy has a busted flow but his disses are hilarious... "like Rosie O'Donnel at bisexual bridal showa!"

OH NO HE DI'INT!!!

written by budzos

| 1 month ago | CH

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Could've sworn this was from the Fresh Prince. Nothing in that video made me think 2005, except the P. Diddy "uh huh...uh...uh huh" used as a crutch for not having anything worth saying.

written by Guardian-X | 1 month ago | CH

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Is it wrong that I upvoted just for the thumbnail?

written by SDGundamX | 1 month ago | CH

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I lol at 3:07:
"I'm the best, I told you that, This dude, like that, he ran in front of the cat"

written by NZCoffee

| 1 month ago | CH

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It's um...not quite 8 mile is it

^ SDGundamX - No! it is not wrong

LOL

written by Zonbie

| 1 month ago | CH

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How many times does Eli refer to "dental" or "dentist"? At least four!

written by budzos

| 1 month ago | CH

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So awfully, awfully good.

written by dag

| 1 month ago | CH

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Still waiting for NSFW, but I don't care much for that tag anyway...

written by cybrbeast

| 1 month ago | CH

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*nsfw

written by dag

| 1 month ago | CH

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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by dag.

written by siftbot

| 1 month ago | CH

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The guy even says something about a 'walking cripple'? Which leads me to think that surely the guy can't be mentally disabled.. that'd be way too nasty, right?

Or maybe he's cool about people making those sort of jokes?

At times he looks like he is mentally disabled.

This is the first video in a long time that i've laughed at uncontrollably. "This dude, like that, he ran in front of the cat." That's the most legendary rap line i've ever heard. You can hear how everyone is laughing so hard after he finishes too... oh god... oh god i could die happy now.

written by dannym3141 | 1 month ago | CH

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1:33...did he say Platyrrhines?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platyrrhines

written by RhesusMonk

| 1 month ago | CH

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It looks like eli got introuble for saying nigger.

written by AceOfKidneys

| 1 month ago | CH

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eli is the best mang. don't smoke crack. let me go... toe to toe with this... floury dough... i wash out in the showa ever ey owa... i smell... eli... eli venili in a... chinese... deli. bok choy, soy, poo poo platter. cuz, i wonder... if his shit is made up of matter??

written by complacentnation

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Eli got in trouble for saying "fucking." After they cut his mic, you can hear him say, "I said 'freaking.'"

Plus, you gotta give him props for at least getting up there when he obviously wasn't prepared. He should expect personal shots ("walking cripple") when he gets into a rap battle.

Well done!

written by southblvd

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written by tacotime

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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This is the most "this can't be real"est thing I've ever seen.

written by Xax | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Is Eli by any chance blind? I feel kinda bad laughing at this, cause it looks like he might be blind, due to the wierd eye-movement.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Yeah cause laughing at a blind person for reasons completely unrelated to his sight is WRONG!

Blind people can't be stupid, rediculous, silly, strange or funny.

written by dannym3141 | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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upvote for Marv-O's crackhead sway.

written by J-Rova | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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i was really pissed when the judges picked envy.

written by Names | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Eli couldn't keep it clean!

written by bamdrew

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Eli seems to have recently spent a lot of time in the fetal position. I'm glad to see him upright.

written by critttter

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Yo, Yo, check it.

Yo.

Yo.

Check it.

One two.

Check it.

Yo.

Well my name is Budzos and I'm here to say

That I'll be rapping for you to-day

Yo.

Yo.

Check it.

written by budzos

| 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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