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hip hop,Bad Rap,Iron Mic Competition,freestyle,this cant be real Worst Rap Battle Ever

Worst Rap Battle Ever

posted by 8255 1 year 7 months ago • 5170 views
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A Daily news show at an Atlanta High School holds rap competitions during lunch. Hip Hop is dead.

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'Bad Rap Iron Mic Competition' to 'hip hop, Bad Rap, Iron Mic Competition, freestyle, this cant be real' - edited by uhohzombies


written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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*comedy *hiphop *music *terrible *wtf


written by uhohzombies  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Comedy, Hiphop, Music, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by uhohzombies.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Eli is a superstar!


written by blankfist  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This video wins at the internets


written by zomgunicorns  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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his rhymes are straight up clever


...for the bungalow dwelling special ed class


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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ouch


written by 10339  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This reminds me of a made episode where there was this white kid who first attempt at rapping was "rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap rap"

on the video however, the host says that this was better than last year...

I don't even want to see last year.


written by Kerotan  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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I've been watching this video alot and everytime I find something new that I missed that was funny. Which makes me wonder if this is actually staged because, comedy wise, this was executed so perfectly.

Obvious examples are the host bromance massaging the judge, Eli's long pause after he says "I'm the best mayne, I did it" (timed perfectly), horrible and dated camera work and effects.

But what makes this so good are the little things which you only notice after multiple viewings. Such as, white text being overlayed on top of Marv-O's white T shirt make it impossible to read, Envy's erratic "hiphop" hand jestures, Eli's multiple view split screen and picture-in-picture (which is pointless since its of the same person,lol), the quick camera tilting upward due to bad camera man and LOTS of perfectly awkward pauses before camera transitions.

And so much more, not to mention the freestyle lyrics and general banter making this the perfect storm of comedy.

So it makes me wonder, is this pure comedic genius or really just some mentally challenged kids putting on a rap battle show?


written by zomgunicorns  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This is painful to watch.


written by Baera  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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my favourite part is how they put the pure white titles across the pure white t shirt


written by Drachen_Jager  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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The second guy has a busted flow but his disses are hilarious... "like Rosie O'Donnel at bisexual bridal showa!"

OH NO HE DI'INT!!!


written by budzos  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Could've sworn this was from the Fresh Prince. Nothing in that video made me think 2005, except the P. Diddy "uh huh...uh...uh huh" used as a crutch for not having anything worth saying.


written by Guardian-X  | 1 year 6 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Is it wrong that I upvoted just for the thumbnail?


written by SDGundamX  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I lol at 3:07:
"I'm the best, I told you that, This dude, like that, he ran in front of the cat"


written by 8724  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It's um...not quite 8 mile is it

^ SDGundamX - No! it is not wrong LOL


written by Zonbie  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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How many times does Eli refer to "dental" or "dentist"? At least four!


written by budzos  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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So awfully, awfully good.


written by dag  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Still waiting for NSFW, but I don't care much for that tag anyway...


written by cybrbeast  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*nsfw


written by dag  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by dag.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The guy even says something about a 'walking cripple'? Which leads me to think that surely the guy can't be mentally disabled.. that'd be way too nasty, right?

Or maybe he's cool about people making those sort of jokes?

At times he looks like he is mentally disabled.

This is the first video in a long time that i've laughed at uncontrollably. "This dude, like that, he ran in front of the cat." That's the most legendary rap line i've ever heard. You can hear how everyone is laughing so hard after he finishes too... oh god... oh god i could die happy now.


written by dannym3141  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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1:33...did he say Platyrrhines?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platyrrhines


written by RhesusMonk  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It looks like eli got introuble for saying nigger.


written by 10040  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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eli is the best mang. don't smoke crack. let me go... toe to toe with this... floury dough... i wash out in the showa ever ey owa... i smell... eli... eli venili in a... chinese... deli. bok choy, soy, poo poo platter. cuz, i wonder... if his shit is made up of matter??


written by 8296  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Eli got in trouble for saying "fucking." After they cut his mic, you can hear him say, "I said 'freaking.'"

Plus, you gotta give him props for at least getting up there when he obviously wasn't prepared. He should expect personal shots ("walking cripple") when he gets into a rap battle.

Well done!


written by southblvd  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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written by tacotime  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This is the most "this can't be real"est thing I've ever seen.


written by Xax  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Is Eli by any chance blind? I feel kinda bad laughing at this, cause it looks like he might be blind, due to the wierd eye-movement.


written by BicycleRepairMan  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Yeah cause laughing at a blind person for reasons completely unrelated to his sight is WRONG!

Blind people can't be stupid, rediculous, silly, strange or funny.


written by dannym3141  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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upvote for Marv-O's crackhead sway.


written by J-Rova  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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i was really pissed when the judges picked envy.


written by Names  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Eli couldn't keep it clean!


written by bamdrew  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Eli seems to have recently spent a lot of time in the fetal position. I'm glad to see him upright.


written by critttter  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Yo, Yo, check it.

Yo.

Yo.

Check it.

One two.

Check it.

Yo.

Well my name is Budzos and I'm here to say

That I'll be rapping for you to-day

Yo.

Yo.

Check it.


written by budzos  | 1 year 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*promote


written by deputydog  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, April 15th, 2008 12:39pm PDT - promote requested by deputydog.


written by siftbot  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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did he say...i gotta run up to a cat with a pump?


written by yourhydra  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Let's go!


written by Throbbin  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Y o
Y o

Uh huh

I thought it was a sift
Not a video shit

Just wasted all my time
On these Lee-Ann Rhymes

Somethin smellin like ass
in this special ed class


written by deathcow  | 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Whats the story with Eli? is he blind or high on drugs?


written by prisonpanda  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^yourhydra:
did he say...i gotta run up to a cat with a pump?


He says i think "i gotta run up on the cat with a pump?" ..im sure thats some kinda street slang..well perhaps not lol


written by prisonpanda  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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