Chose "Jane Eyre" for the fast-read piece, suppose Charlotte Brontë is sorta like Jane Austin.....when the host said, "cheap date" when she says she gets drunk on cranberry juice....had to chuckle....

this was a cool show

wish I could have used her for the MCAT way back when

Remember the low talker on Seinfeld?

Christ the voice-over's use of alliteration makes me feel fucking retarded for watching.

It would suck to be married to her... all that nagging packed into every waking second...

Now, karaidl, not ALL wives are annoying nags. Mine is absolutley wonderfu--(ok she's left the room!)

Fascinating, but if I was ever stuck in a room with her one of us would have to die.

holy crap. she has a future in radio commercials.

got creepy when they played the psalm back at "normal" speed

We should get her to have a voice fight with the micromachine guy

I think I dated her daughter!

could she give head that fast, or could you imagine her cumming? ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod.............

In the slowed down version she is supposed to say "He who dwells in the secret place of the Most High Shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the LORD, "He is my refuge and my fortress; My God, in Him I will trust.", but most of the words are unrecognizable

"Cheap date"

LOL

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Arg... I've got a link to a working version here:
http://www.glumbert.com/media/fasttalk

I'm just not privileged enough to fix the embed with it.

Awarding Thylan with one star point for fixing this video's dead embed code.

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