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spider monkey,obese,waddle World's Fattest Monkey Found in Backyard

World's Fattest Monkey Found in Backyard

posted by Edeot 8 months 1 week ago • 3334 views
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yikes, almost abuse


written by legacy0100  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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That's one fat monkey.


written by Mixaster  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Pray.. for.. Mojo..

But seriously, I'd like to see the owners charged. Definitely abuse in my opinion.


written by Maze  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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"he likes to eat..." Buuzzz. You fuckers like to malnourish him. If he wanted chocolate all the time, that isn't a good reason to give it to him. He does not know what's good for him, he's a monkey.


written by gwiz665  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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LMFAHS. That's so horrible, but I can't help laughing. He looks like a MiniMe version of a gorilla. Time for Atkin's.


written by lucky760  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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When my monkey gets that fat, I spank him.


written by grahamslam  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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That monkey is Trailer Trash... too many dorritos while watching dr phil me thinks.


written by raverman  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Little Debbies and Italian food. that says it all.


written by E_Nygma  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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I just had a nightmare last night where I was at a formal dinner party on some tree-laden waterfront, and a huge pack of gorillas came storming out of the woods, smashing through the glass walls of the patio and mangling all the guests. It was fuckin vivid!


written by budzos  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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^

Each dream has a transparent substance that is unable to hold back harm and also prevents you from dealing with the threat. This could represent a fear of something that you are clearly aware of, yet can do nothing but watch as it inevitably approaches. The glass shatters and the ice melts, so the barrier between you and whatever you fear is something that is tenuous and its breach is inevitable, thus causing you anxiety.

Your mentioning of beavers is interesting too. Beavers represent hard work, and in your second dream it is the pressure associated with hard work that is saving you from sharks, but it will soon be all for naught as the protective barrier of the ice inevitably melts away. The sharks may perhaps represent your co-workers or your employer, maybe your creditors.

Monkeys, particularly of the gorilla variety, are known for savagely attacking rival harems to steal their women. In this dream, the gorilla monkeys might represent threats to your relationship. The protective layer of glass is too fragile to keep them back. It may represent the fear that some meathead is going to try to steal your lady friend at a party.

All told, it probably means you want to kill your father and marry your mother, but that's just my interpretation.


written by AeroMechanical  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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He's been Americanized.


written by fataltourist  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Haha the second dream was so revealing that I edited it out, but thanks for that awesome insight! I'm pretty sure it's the underriding fear of my creditors. I am currently making good money and it's all flying out the window to credit cards, etc. to the point I was half-rooting for the world to go Mad Max for a little while there.


written by budzos  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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animal cruelty... but I think fataltourist put it best LOL Americanized indeed.


written by honkeytonk73  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Cruelty, awful stuff.


written by robbersdog49  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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In case anyone is curious, because it's being analyzed up thread I'll type it back in. I also have a dream where I'm floating in the ocean at night, inside a big hollow ice cube. There is a hole in the bottom of the ice cube, like a Beaver dam. The ice is melting and I can see sharks swarming outside the ice cube. Usually there's someone in the cube with me who keeps slipping towards the hole, and if we try to push up through the roof of the cube, physics causes us to just crack the bottom. It's a freaky fuckin dream, I hate it!


written by budzos  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Why does everyone that has a dream to interpret always have such a complicated and detailed string of events? Mine almost never contain such detail. And they're always so transparently anxiety and fear related too!


written by dannym3141  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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ALMOST abuse? That IS abuse. The "owners" deserve to be shot. Humans can be pretty god damn terrible.


written by ForgedReality  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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ROFLMONKEY


written by Majortomyorke  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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Probably because dreams that reflect your anxieties leave you disquieted and seeking an interpretation...


written by budzos  | 8 months 1 week ago | CH
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