wood chopper,wood,lumber,peel,chop,harvester,forest Wood Chopper From Hell

Wood Chopper From Hell

posted by mintbbb

10 months ago • 1793 views

tags: wood chopper, wood, lumber, peel, chop, harvester, forest

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And there goes another tree before you can blink!

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That is one efficient machine!

written by Throbbin

| 10 months ago | CH

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Fuck me, the guy driving that knows what he's doing! Awesome yet terrifying.

written by robbersdog49

| 10 months ago | CH

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Being able to reduce costs and produce cheap wood products from tree farms is likely the best way to save existing diverse forests. It's clear to see in the video that the machine is working in a tree farm.

written by sawtooth | 10 months ago | CH

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save a tree, eat a beaver

written by nomino

| 10 months ago | CH

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That's Mecha! or at least an arm/hand. Seriously, the first large scale machine I've seen with that kind of dexterity. All it needs is some legs and a pubescent school girl pilot.

written by 14087 | 10 months ago | CH

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we can build epic structures. copulate and populate. we can suture the future shut like a cut. we can replicate structures which replicate us.

written by imstellar28 | 10 months ago | CH

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^Getting some poetry on there, eh?

written by gwiz665

| 10 months ago | CH

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Wow that machine just slices those trees up. There's no cuddling after or anything.

written by gwiz665

| 10 months ago | CH

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>> ^gwiz665:
Wow that machine just slices those trees up. There's no cuddling after or anything.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZt, done! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZt, done, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZt, done! KK.. time to go home now! *sigh*

written by mintbbb

| 10 months ago | CH

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Movements reminded me of a gorilla's or an elephant's.

written by cheesemoo

| 10 months ago | CH

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That thing gives the best handjob this side of Cybertron, just ask Optimus Prime.

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 10 months ago | CH

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"Mister!" he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you, sir, at the top of my lungs" -
he was very upset as he shouted and puffed-
"What's that THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?"

- The Lorax by Dr. Seuss

written by 8891 | 10 months ago | CH

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Okay, so here is my question.

Why not take the machine at the end of the arm, and have it run up and down the trees in place?

Since this is a tree farm machine, set it up on a golf cart with four of these things, with unactuated folding arms to supply power. have a simple system to attach the things to the trees and let four of them work in parallel from the four corners of the vehicle. Since you are not lifting as much weight you need a smaller machine, and you can get more done in the same amount of time with a less expensive machine.

Also make the whole thing RF controlled so that nobody has to be anywhere near all that falling wood.

That's my initial engineering geek response to this, I wonder if that's patentable? (and does this count as publishing?)

written by dgandhi

| 10 months ago | CH

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Nothing quite as beautiful as a tree getting cut up. Not only does it mean buildings, furnature, and all kinds of other cool stuff - but it shows Earth's single most renewable resource being used exactly as it should be.

written by Winstonfield_Pennypacker

| 10 months ago | CH

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