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woman,cow,ayuda,bathroom Woman vs. Cow

Woman vs. Cow

posted by dystopianfuturetoday 1 year 1 week ago • 22997 views
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lol i find this *cute


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Cute) - requested by legacy0100.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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She deserved it. Trust me.


written by ziggystardust  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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So you got owned by a passive herd animal... Grow up!


written by chilaxe  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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You should try shrieking in English, French or Germain.
Maybe then the cow will understand your commands.


written by pierrekrahn  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Id do er


written by 8266  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^DrPawn:
Id do er


The cow or the human?


written by ant  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Why is there a camera in the bathroom?


written by MycroftHomlz  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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I think she's shouting "ayuda" (help), not aida.


written by Pprt  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Why is there a camera in the bathroom?


Because the clip is from a Reality show.

>> ^Pprt:
I think she's shouting "ayuda" (help), not aida.


Nope, she is calling for her friend Aida to help her.


written by mauz15  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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What kind of retarded reality show would even think about filming this twit? She probably should have been crushed to death for hiding behind a door being pressed on by almost a ton of bovine. Jesus, if someone was parking a car in a garage would you stand there as it inches closer to crushing you?

WTF? Just push the thing back. I really hope something bad happens to this inbred excuse for a darwin award.


written by joedirt  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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I'd have paid real money to hear a deep booming voice shout "Fatality!"


written by 13439  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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I cannot upvote a display of utter stupidity of this woman and fear of a COW for f*ck's sake.

To back yourself behind the door is just so, so stupid. Her parent's should be ashamed of raising a child so afraid of such a docile creature.

I hate this sort of utter patheticness.


written by spoco2  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Maybe she had severe boviphobia.


written by 13650  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Um... have you guys ever seen a full grown cow up close? If you weren't raised on a farm those things can seem pretty scary. They're huge and they smell. That cow was probably ten times her weight.

I still laughed, tho.


written by MaxWilder  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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"If a cow had a chance, eat would eat you and everyone you care about."

PETA's got it all wrong.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^MaxWilder:
Um... have you guys ever seen a full grown cow up close? If you weren't raised on a farm those things can seem pretty scary. They're huge and they smell. That cow was probably ten times her weight.

I still laughed, tho.


Um, yeah I have, and they, and this one in particular, are very docile and is hardly posing a threat.
Geeze, just get in front of the thing and try and push/guide it out of the stall... it's only squishing her because she's behind the door and it can't see her.


written by spoco2  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Ocupado!

Ocupado!


written by brycewi19  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^mauz15:
>> ^Pprt:
I think she's shouting "ayuda" (help), not aida.
Nope, she is calling for her friend Aida to help her.


Yeah, you're right. Ayuda is never pronounced like Aida. It is pronounced "ayooda."


written by thepinky  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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whiny bitch


written by Hex  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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SANTA VACA!!!!


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Assert yourself, damnit! Cows aren't fucking robots who act on command. Sorry, it just frustrates me because she could've easily prevented that "tramautic" experience by DOING SOMETHING. "COW, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" "Moo." "STOP IT!" "Moo." ad infinitum...Cow no-speaky human.


written by AnimalsForCrackers  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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Please note, when she FINALLY got around to screaming, the cow went "oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was vacant" and left.


written by Payback  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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why is there a shovel in the bathroom?


written by Chaucer  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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For the cow manure, sillies!


written by 13439  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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If you look at it closely, it's not actually a bothroom.

More like a janitor closet.


written by legacy0100  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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yah, i also noticed how the cow reacted to her scream.
The human scream is a very agressive sound and we scream when we are afraid as a reflex to scare off things that could for example eat us.


written by lavoll  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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>> ^mauz15:
>> ^MycroftHomlz:
Why is there a camera in the bathroom?
Because the clip is from a Reality show.>> ^Pprt:
I think she's shouting "ayuda" (help), not aida.

Nope, she is calling for her friend Aida to help her.


Are you sure?
I thought it`s common knowledge that all cows are scared of Guiseppe Verdis "Aida"!


written by maatc  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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hehe...city folk....


written by 13185  | 1 year 1 week ago | CH
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*comedy *fear


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Sorry,dft *dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Cow-Wants-In


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