Quick Options

NSFW Content:
Listing Mode:
Coloring Style:
Animations:

◀ Quick Options    Login    Register
X Greetings! You are not currently logged in, but please don't let that stop you from voting up any videos you like. :)

winkers,wtf,jeans,invention,patent pending,wink Winkers

Winkers

posted by finch451 3 months ago • 2134 views
tags: 
embed
email
bookmarks (0)

I'll let you discover for yourself this magnificent creation. (once you get to the film clicker bit, you've pretty much seen everything you need to see.)

GREAT DESIGNS FROM VIDEOSIFT'S T-SHIRT STORE
Support VideoSift - Buy a Shirt! Use coupon code SIFTFALL09 at checkout to save an additional 20% now!
TBIF Thank Buddha Its Friday T-Shirt
TBIF Thank Buddha Its Friday
Happy Rabbit With Teddy T-Shirt
Happy Rabbit With Teddy
We Re Number One T-Shirt
We Re Number One

Comments subscribe to this feed
At least we now know what choggie has been up to.


written by MrFisk  | 3 months ago | CH
 12  | flag spam (0)
apparently, the fatter your thighs the better the wink.


written by laura  | 3 months ago | CH
 24  | flag spam (0)
Looks like somebody is smuggling jello in their winkers


written by nanrod  | 3 months ago | CH
 7  | flag spam (0)
I'm not so sure how making a fashion statement out of being fat is going to work out.


written by ShakyJake  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.


written by Kerotan  | 3 months ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
>> ^Kerotan:
That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.


It was over 3.5 minutes long.


written by ant  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
i have the pair with the duck


written by rottenseed  | 3 months ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
Having the word "Action" surrounding your anus is probably not the best of ideas, unless you're into that sort of thing.


written by HaricotVert  | 3 months ago | CH
 9  | flag spam (0)
one that looked like a gaping cut in your leg opening and closing would be pretty cool


written by deathcow  | 3 months ago | CH
 4  | flag spam (0)
>> ^ant:
>> ^Kerotan:
That's 15 seconds of my time I could have better spent doing nothing. Oh well.


It was over 3.5 minutes long.


Its a good thing I realised that I't wasn't going anywhere fast and skipped through the video, saw the clapper trousers nearly died laughing, and then wondered if there is a correlation between bad business ideas and the terrible nature of music that they use to promote them.


written by Kerotan  | 3 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
This is what I've always been saying - the action is in the crack of the ass.

And now I can say it - with a fat rump & shitty jeans.


written by SlipperyPete  | 3 months ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
This is one of the least appealing things I've ever seen.

The fact that the fabric of your pants gets stuck in the layers of fat under your ass when you walk doesn't seem to be the type of thing you want to accentuate.

Call me crazy.


written by TheFreak  | 3 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
What the hell is up with that music? It grates my ears.


written by gwiz665  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
>> ^TheFreak:
This is one of the least appealing things I've ever seen.

The fact that the fabric of your pants gets stuck in the layers of fat under your ass when you walk doesn't seem to be the type of thing you want to accentuate.

Call me crazy.


You're fuckin crazy man.


written by Throbbin  | 3 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Patent Pending? Really?

Christ dude, move on to the next get-rich-quick-scheme.


written by ponceleon  | 3 months ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
Is there a patent pending for the music as well?


written by griefer_queafer  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
I think Carrot Top should have come up with this idea for his shows.


written by Throbbin  | 3 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
You know, a much more effective way to get people to stare at your ass as you walk away would be to loose some of the weight. Plus you wouldn't be a laughing stock, just a . . .gazing. . stock.


written by entr0py  | 3 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
How about ones the just have disappearing text.

"left" "right"

"yes" "no"

"lose" "weight"


written by Payback  | 3 months ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
the lack of Sir Mix-a-lot in the soundtrack is utter *fail


written by sometimes  | 3 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
I pray to Christ that after the bombs fall, this is all that history will know of America.


written by StukaFox  | 3 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
What, no Pac-man one? I'm disappointed.


written by Janus  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
I didn't realize you could patent looking ridiculous.


written by Shpydir  | 3 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
If I buy a pair of these for my grandma's birthday does that make me a bad person?


written by poolcleaner  | 3 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
Submit Comment

Connect with Facebook
          - OR -
log in or register to submit new comment


playlists with this video
The Meaning of Life by poolcleaner

who voted for this video
finch451  - MrFisk  - laura  - zombieguerilla  - Hastur  - kymbos  - calvados  - EDD  - dag  - HenningKO  - JiggaJonson  - residue  - cybrbeast  - yoghurt  - Kevlar  - lucky760  - Enzoblue  - ant  - rottenseed  - Mysling  - Unaccommodated  - Fusionaut  - Kerotan  - SlipperyPete  - lesserfool  - EndAll  - MarineGunrock  - alizarin  - Don_Juan  - gwiz665  - Throbbin  - ponceleon  - grahamslam  - griefer_queafer  - messenger  - kwaran  - Payback  - TheeAlien  - sometimes  - StukaFox  - Arg  - daxgaz  - Ickster  - captmorgano  - Bruti79  - Seric  - pierrekrahn  - RedSky  - Sketch  - mefa  - shole  - RhesusMonk  - poolcleaner  - mrsid  - oxdottir

Winkers Related Videos

Parenthood-"They'll let any buttreaming asshole be a father"

Sam Tsui - Amazing Michael Jackson Medley (Acapella)

How to make Strawberry Jam

Friends O' the Sift
Top 15 Sifters of All Time
1. Zifnab  (55056 votes)
2. arvana  (45574 votes)
3. dystopianfuturetoday  (43981 votes)
4. kronosposeidon  (40937 votes)
5. NetRunner  (39964 votes)
6. blankfist  (37399 votes)
7. ant  (35428 votes)
8. mintbbb  (31855 votes)
9. Farhad2000  (31826 votes)
10. eric3579  (30586 votes)
11. rasch187  (30514 votes)
12. Issykitty  (27304 votes)
13. mlx  (21762 votes)
14. deputydog  (21106 votes)
15. Fedquip  (20926 votes)
Top 15 Sifters of the Past Week
1. EndAll  (368 votes)
2. brycewi19  (332 votes)
3. kronosposeidon  (321 votes)
4. MikesHL13  (312 votes)
5. rasch187  (311 votes)
6. arvana  (242 votes)
7. dystopianfuturetoday  (238 votes)
8. demon_ix  (232 votes)
9. reiwan  (223 votes)
10. Sagemind  (199 votes)
11. lovelynotes  (197 votes)
12. marinara  (196 votes)
13. dan00108  (171 votes)
14. BoneyD  (161 votes)
15. ant  (158 votes)