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Why Doesn't Cathy Eat Breakfast?
posted by choggie 1 year 11 months ago • 1289 views
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the poster on you tube, has the best blurb-1972 Dairy made documentary that states breakfast choices

Moral: Who cares?

Enigmatic junior-highschooler Cathy refuses to tell the dorky narrator why she doesn't eat breakfast.

I think Cathy has an evil twin growing in her stomach who comes out at night and eats people.

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she's probably lactose intolerant, like billions of other people. or maybe she's vegan, like a few billion other people. maybe she just doesn't want The Man forcing carcinogenic saturated animal fat down her throat, i dunno.


written by MINK  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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Vegan like how many hundreds more??? C'mon man, veagns are at the bottom of the western food chain with regard to genetic predisposition to DYING!!?? Most you meet, already have compromised immune systems, and mental problems......


-Gimme grits, bacon, sausage, eggs over easy, waffles with fresh blueberries and maple syrup, whipped cream, more sausages and bacon, vanilla milkshake, some well-done crispy hash browns, a side of Hollandaise for dipping, some fried smoke-cured ham, and keep the coffee comin', bowl of fruit,
maybe a cheese tray somewhere in there delivered
in a timely fashion, and MINKS' got the check.

Oh and some butter pads and more sausages, to throw at the vegans on the table over....


written by choggie  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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I noticed a glass of milk, or some type of dairy product, was included in almost every breakfast suggestion. An early example of the Dairy Council trying to sell us something we don't really need.

Seriously - if you eat a well-balanced meal with a big glass of milk to wash it down, you're essentially eating two meals in one.

I love bacon, sausage, eggs - all of that - but you get in your 40's, and you just can't risk it any more.


written by rougy  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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oh, i love this...

but i still want to know: why????????????????????


written by plastiquemonkey  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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yer right roughy, moderation is the key.....


written by choggie  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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in the case of meat, moderation means max twice a week, sorry to spoil the party choggie lol

and milk is, daymn. but cheese is niiiiice hahaha.

i always laugh when meat eaters tell me about vitamins while not eating enough vegetables. (they put blueberries on their pancakes and call it a portion of fruit lol)


written by MINK  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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Man! Where is part 2!? The suspense is fucking killing me! I'm going with anorexia.


written by Sketch  | 1 year 11 months ago | CH
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anorexia +1

I want to chant that this belogns in the viral channel... and I don't see why not, actually.


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written by siftbot  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Heroin. She's riding a horse that does not stop for breakfast.


written by choggie  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'm with krupo, 2 for anorexia


written by gorgonheap  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'ephemeral, agenda, dairy council' to 'ephemeral, agenda, dairy council, 70s' - edited by swampgirl


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Maybe she eats breakfast at school?


written by swampgirl  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I'd like to ask them "What the *&%$ are you doing in my bedroom!"

But thats me. Maybe she's used to it.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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