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monkey,ape,human,sprem,science,sperm laser,monkey spunk Which primate has the fastest swimming sperm?

Which primate has the fastest swimming sperm?

posted by sometimes

2 years ago • 1291 views

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Using Frikkin Laser Beams, researchers at the University of California San Diego compared the sperm swimming speed of chimps, macaques humans and gorillas. They looked at whether more promiscuous primates had faster sperm.

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primate debauchery in my very own town :`)

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Upvote for hearing her say "sperm" a bunch of times.

written by Mixaster

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Humans HAVE had a very promiscuous past, no doubt about that. I'd hazard to guess that we have a very promiscuous present and future as well, but that's just a guess.

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This research really needs to be nomianted for an Ig Nobel Prize.

written by 8266 | 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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*requeue

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Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 12:26pm PST - requeue requested by submitter sometimes.

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I don't know how fast my boys are swimming but I know it don't take 'em long to leave home.

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Desperately trying to find a use for optical tweezers...

written by MycroftHomlz

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MUST...resist.....the puns.....aaaaaaaaaaargh! She sure likes the sperm!! DAMNIT!!!

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