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What Metallica sounds like without Pro-Tools

posted by therealblankman 2 years 2 months 1 week ago • 4490 views
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This is what everybody's favourite metal band sounds like without lots of processing.

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written by youdiejoe  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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i have no idea what point anyone is trying to make here. *viral and *shit


written by MINK  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (viral) cannot be called by MINK because MINK is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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The original band at least kept time, post processing doesn't fix that. I agree with Mink.

Though I've found Metallica somewhat uninspired of late, they can at least play music... And what rock band doesn't distort their guitar output?


written by BoneyD  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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There was actually a time when Metallica didn't suck. And Justice For All was right around the genesis of the vacuum.

But this mess...proves nada.


written by quantumushroom  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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*uberfake


written by Constitutional_Patriot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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*femme


written by UsesProzac  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (femme) cannot be called by UsesProzac because UsesProzac is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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*nochannel

Get off my channel!


written by mlx  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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This video has been removed from all channels (Rocknroll) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by mlx. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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These comments are *almost* as funny as the video itself.


written by mjasonprickett  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wow! Such animosity! *requeue


written by therealblankman  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Queued videos may only be re-queued once every two days - ignoring requeue request by therealblankman.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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See, even siftbot agrees. lol


written by mlx  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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hahhahahaha lol@ this entire thread shame about the video!


written by MINK  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Oh this is hilarious. Fake or no, they deserve it after the dismal VH1 special they did a couple a years ago.
Hetfield turned into a whiny boy that couldn't work more than 4 hours a day so his feelings wouldn't get hurt. I can't believe how the band put up w/ it.


written by swampgirl  | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH
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Casting a bad light on Metallica?... Heck you got my vote. Those guys suck. Saw em in concert, the opening bands should have headlined. Biggest waste of money in my life.


written by gorgonheap  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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It's still *terrible *music


written by Krupo  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Music, Terrible) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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Surely this belongs in the comedy channel!


written by MarineGunrock  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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That's the best I've ever heard them play.


written by BillOreilly  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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This is just one of many parodies done by this person. And it's not nearly the best. Here is the MetaFilter thread about it. My personal favorites are Eric Clapton and Steve Vai. Especially Steve Vai.

They are a great idea and funny. Stop the Metallica hate, they rock too.

The thread: http://www.metafilter.com/64832/whole-lotta-shreddin-goin-on


Enjoy.


written by lmayliffe  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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OMG we got pwned. LOL

*parody
*rocknroll


written by mlx  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Parody, Rocknroll) - requested by mlx.


written by siftbot  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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Parody's are supposed to make fun of the song, not chopping, changing notes and pitches and making it annoying to listen to. Weird Al is fun to listen to, but the above video makes me want to cut my self with sharp objects. For the un-informed, here is a cut of the real video:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Metallica-One-long-movie-version-740


written by QuadraPixel  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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QuadraPixel: If you still don't get the joke, go watch the Steve Vai one. Tell me you don't laugh looking at his serious face botching note after note on a doubleneck guitar.

The effect is to juxtapose the seriousness and fame of the performer with a terrible performance to comedic effect. Live footage works much better than videos, as evidenced by the Metallica one which was one of the least well done imo.


written by lmayliffe  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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I submitted the Steve Vai one a couple of days ago. I think this stuff is brilliant and painfully funny

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guitar-master-Steve-Vai-awesome-solo


written by timefactor  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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haha, there ya go.


written by lmayliffe  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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The guy that makes these is pretty good. This one isn't as funny as the EVH and the Ozzie one.

The one with Ozzy practically pissed my pants.


written by Goofball_Jones  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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FIRE BAD


written by deathcow  | 2 years 2 months ago | CH
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This is freaking hilarious.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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