Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero
tags:"Christmas at Ground Zero" is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It is done in the style of a Christmas carol, with bells and a saxophone section, but is one of Yankovic's darkest songs, alongside "The Night Santa Went Crazy" (which is also a Christmas novelty song). (From Wikipedia)








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Man, how useless would duck-and-cover actually be? Hmm, reminds me of the Simpsons' skit along those lines. One of my freakiest USA memories is seeing the bomb shleter sign at the bus station in Baltimore...
No, ducking under a desk or behind a wall will not save you from an atomic bomb at ground zero. However, it can protect you from falling debris and shattered glass if you're far enough away to not be vaporized. You do what you can with what you have, y'know.