Webcam Weirdo Window Fall

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poolcleanersays...

>> ^Abel_Prisc:
I've got so many questions, and yet, I don't want a single one of them answered.


Long story short, I'm a dog lover who enjoys smoking naked in front of my window and masturbating with peanut butter in front of my webcam. I think that pretty much answers all your questions.

ponceleonsays...

My critique:

I was convinced it was fake and that the gag was going to be that the window falls on his penis.

I was pleasantly surprised by the wildcard dog and the sniff. Frankly I'm almost willing to think that it started out fake and that he was planning the old window-on-the-penis gag and the dog actually brought the thing back to reality.

kageninsays...

Priceless.

That dog's really a goose. Har har har...

Sorry, that was awful.

How about "Smoking kills."

No, that was pretty bad, too. And honestly, I hope he didn't die. Maybe injured up a bit, maybe decides to quit smoking (or at the very least, smoking with no pants on by the window instead of taking out the dog - that dog is doing the Pee Pee dance if I ever saw a dog do it).

It's scientifically provable: your douchebag quotient can be cut in half just by quitting smoking.

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