"It was a fabulous day today. We met up 100m away from where the stress test cart was positioned, and prepared for our noisy entry. I was touring the area with the loudhaler, and by the time the last protester arrived at the stress-test cart, they started to pack up.

We followed them back until they stopped and called the police. The police told them off for yet another call-out for a 'non-crime'. Any more such call-outs, and they will be liable to being charged for wasting police time.

All in all, it was a very quick win, and we celebrated with ice-creams, watching the 'tomb-stoners' from the Hoe."