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The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"
Lady.
Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.
This is madness.
Think of all the poor kids (and adults) that are going to be deprived of a good laugh now that they can't happen across stick figure penis straws. It's a damn shame.
Case closed.
(name that movie)
/on a related note, someone forgot to pass the memo to this chick that states:
"You do not have a right to not be offended in this country."
Eek a penis!
The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"
Lady.
Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.
This is madness.
Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!
sorry, I just had to
i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.
The lady doth protest too much.
why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"
i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.
The lady doth protest too much.
I think you're on to something. Perhaps the start of a new web game. The "Find everything phallic at Wally World" game.
I am sure there is a culture out there that uses triangles to represent vagina. I think we should outlaw everything triangle shaped to save the youth, save them from... from... something.
Stupid lady, and a stupid baby. Great, keep pumpin' em out, middle America.
>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!
The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"
Lady.
Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.
This is madness.
Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!
sorry, I just had to
I actually I for saw this, I would have said "This is penis shaped straws!"
See here:
http://www.bachelorettepartyawards.com/rainbow-straws.jpg
or
http://www.bachelorette.com/bp12772.html
http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/What.%20All%20I%20see%20are%20nine%20dolphins%20swimming,%20you%20pervert.jpg
Click the link, Our grown up perverted minds will instantly see one picture.
A Child on the other hand, will only see dolphins.
explination here:
http://paulmayers.blogs.com/my_weblog/2007/10/why-would-anyon.html
(I suggest just skipping the first half explianing deconstruction and christian beliefs and just dropping down to the part below the picture. I didn't realise it was a christian blog until I linked it)
Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.
Case closed.
I'm a bastard child...do you have a problem with that? Sorry if mommies and daddies can't always get along. Sorry if the birth of a child sometimes comes without a plan. Maybe the father passed on. Maybe the father wound up being a horrible, abusive father/husband. I don't get why you think this has any relevance to the subject.
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.
I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.
Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...
http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg