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Wal*Mart Fun Straws Are Just A Bit Too Fun
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Oh gosh. Awesome.


written by NicoleBee  | 7 months ago | CH
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Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.


written by Kerotan  | 7 months ago | CH
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Um...wow...

Think of all the poor kids (and adults) that are going to be deprived of a good laugh now that they can't happen across stick figure penis straws. It's a damn shame.


written by 12809  | 7 months ago | CH
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I'm offended, because those straws are shaped like the space shuttle Challenger. How long must we be inundated with reminders of that terrible explosion? I AM OFFENDED! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I AM OFFENDED!


written by thinker247  | 7 months ago | CH
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...and did the news station pay that guy to "investigate" this matter in three separate states?


written by thinker247  | 7 months ago | CH
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Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.

Case closed.


written by quantumushroom  | 7 months ago | CH
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I have contacted Walmart to liquidate their stock and have registered CockStraws.com. Jesus' closed door for Walmart is my open window to fortune.


written by dag  | 7 months ago | CH
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8==)-


written by ant  | 7 months ago | CH
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Imagine a future narrowly averted... you roam a desolate wasteland, in which water and food are the most vital resources... only to find that this massive desert was once the home of a great civilization!


written by chilaxe  | 7 months ago | CH
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it's...... it's.... iiiiiitttt's... aaa ROCKET SHIP!

(name that movie)


written by Psychologic  | 7 months ago | CH
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Death to Smoochy!

/on a related note, someone forgot to pass the memo to this chick that states:

"You do not have a right to not be offended in this country."


written by 10882  | 7 months ago | CH
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What a dumbass. Probably prays to her burnt toast too.


written by kceaton1  | 7 months ago | CH
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Screw Terrorists! Gah! The FUN Straws! America beware!


written by Zonbie  | 7 months ago | CH
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It's a butternut squash!


written by MarineGunrock  | 7 months ago | CH
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check the ENTIRE root vegetable section immediately!!! people with perverted repressed imaginations might see something sexually exciting!


written by MINK  | 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.


Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!


sorry, I just had to












written by cybrbeast  | 7 months ago | CH
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why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"

i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.

The lady doth protest too much.


written by MINK  | 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^MINK:
why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"

i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.

The lady doth protest too much.

I think you're on to something. Perhaps the start of a new web game. The "Find everything phallic at Wally World" game.








written by HollywoodBob  | 7 months ago | CH
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so what if her kid see them? It doesn't know that shape represents a penis.

I am sure there is a culture out there that uses triangles to represent vagina. I think we should outlaw everything triangle shaped to save the youth, save them from... from... something.


written by illeto  | 7 months ago | CH
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How about not buying your kids a bunch of shit from walmart, that in return employs slave laborers, which are often times - yep - KIDS.

Stupid lady, and a stupid baby. Great, keep pumpin' em out, middle America.


written by volumptuous  | 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^cybrbeast:
>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.


Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!


sorry, I just had to


I actually I for saw this, I would have said "This is penis shaped straws!"


















written by Kerotan  | 7 months ago | CH
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'this chicken from Walmart tastes like vagina... my turn on tv now?'


written by bamdrew  | 7 months ago | CH
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It's all right, her daughter will be soon be dying of lead poisoning from the non-penis-shaped straws that she did drink from.


written by HaricotVert  | 7 months ago | CH
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Wow. Poor girl. For having such a stupid fucking loser for a mother.


written by Xax  | 7 months ago | CH
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she only paid a dollar thirty-eight?! cheapest dildo ever.


written by E_Nygma  | 7 months ago | CH
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She's a little Middle America Crusader, she is. Awwww.


written by blankfist  | 7 months ago | CH
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she blatantly wanted to be on TV more than she wanted to protect kids from shapes.


written by MINK  | 7 months ago | CH
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Put it in your mouth and suck it.


written by therealblankman  | 7 months ago | CH
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I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.


written by jimnms  | 7 months ago | CH
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Cockstraws already exist, just not under that name. Sorry dag.

See here:
http://www.bachelorettepartyawards.com/rainbow-straws.jpg
or
http://www.bachelorette.com/bp12772.html


written by maatc  | 7 months ago | CH
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Why do people hate rocket ships?


written by Napalm  | 7 months ago | CH
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I love this whole "It's so offensive we should show them on the evening news" mentality. Not to mention her daughter sitting right there as she clearly makes a big deal out of them, and says "they look like male genitalia." Now her girl is gonna think all boys have rocket-straws in their pants.


written by mizila  | 7 months ago | CH
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When we were kids we'd see these kind of things and start laughing at them. Our parent's didn't worry or complain to stores, they just told us to GROW UP!


written by bcglorf  | 7 months ago | CH
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I only upvoted this because it had 69 votes, and I found that offensive.


written by schmawy  | 7 months ago | CH
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reminds me of this:

http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/What.%20All%20I%20see%20are%20nine%20dolphins%20swimming,%20you%20pervert.jpg

Click the link, Our grown up perverted minds will instantly see one picture.

A Child on the other hand, will only see dolphins.

explination here:

http://paulmayers.blogs.com/my_weblog/2007/10/why-would-anyon.html

(I suggest just skipping the first half explianing deconstruction and christian beliefs and just dropping down to the part below the picture. I didn't realise it was a christian blog until I linked it)


written by Shepppard  | 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^quantumushroom:
Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.

Case closed.

I'm a bastard child...do you have a problem with that? Sorry if mommies and daddies can't always get along. Sorry if the birth of a child sometimes comes without a plan. Maybe the father passed on. Maybe the father wound up being a horrible, abusive father/husband. I don't get why you think this has any relevance to the subject.






written by rottenseed  | 7 months ago | CH
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This stupid bitch needs a surgical 2x4 across the face.


written by ponceleon  | 7 months ago | CH
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Hmmm, Bill Murray looks different. Did he get some work done?


written by brycewi19  | 7 months ago | CH
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If you pause the video and take a closer look at the receipt, you can see that she also purchased condoms, lube, porn, and a dildo!


written by pierrekrahn  | 7 months ago | CH
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>> ^jimnms:
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.


I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.

Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg


written by 13840  | 7 months ago | CH
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HAHA what a sero...calm down lady


written by 8171  | 7 months ago | CH
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