Do me next!

This video was created by schmawy. You can tell because of his awesome photoshop ninja skillz. *promote

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 3:50pm PDT - promote requested by blankfist.

"Tastefully"?

No, tasteful would be removing the stars entirely.

On a side note, that thumbnail is pretty much made of win.

Those boobs are totally fake.

Upvote for, um, well, Scarlett Johansson's boobies, frankly.

WTF?! That was just plain bad and slow photoshopping. Such low quality result could have been achieved in ~5min (real time).

In the normal run of things I don't skip straight to the end of a video. But this was not the normal run of things.

pretty good likeness, but i'm sure it doesn't approach the perfection. Still a few smudges & lines that could be refined, but still good.

>> ^blankfist:
Do me next!


That's what she said!

^No! No! No! That's what I said! She said, "Hey, BF, let me rub my nappy dugget on your cock and balls so I can be impregnated by a wunderkind. You are, after all, the amazing BLANKFIST!"

Please let this comment be rotated onto the top of the page!

This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

"Undressing" and "Scarlett Johansson" are two words that almost guarantee a top 15. Unless its something like "gwiz665 undressing in front of a picture of Scarlett Johansson", which would probably burst through the top 15 to its own top 0 above the existing top 15.

>> ^RedSky:
This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

=======>HA!!<=======

Stop the presses!
"Computer Aided Reconstruction Reveals that Scarlett Johansson's Right Boob is Bigger than Her Left!"

yet more proof that some 45 year-old nerds need to leave their parent's basements and get a life.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
>> ^RedSky:
This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

=======>HA!!<=======

Tis all lies and trickery I tells'ya! A manufactured truth of shadows dancing upon a cave wall!

one is bigger than the other

jwray must be a 45 year-old nerd in his mom's basement

"one is bigger than the other"

Yes well most of the time they are. Not that I would expect you guys to know this.

Yes well most of the time they are. Not that I would expect you guys to know this."

Yea but this is like the difference of a cup size.

"yet more proof that some 45 year-old nerds need to leave their parent's basements and get a life."

yeah blankfist...what the Marine said
-shit. sorry man, yer like 22......

>> ^MarineGunrock:
jwray must be a 45 year-old nerd in his mom's basement


Only 23, and recently moved out of Mom's place.

There's no such thing as "too much" free time.

In order to judge truth, it is important to comprehend the capacity to lie. Images are capable of greater lies than people realize, despite going to the movies.

>> ^jwray
Only 23, and recently moved out of Mom's place.
There's no such thing as "too much" free time.


Gaw, was only pokin a little fun from you downvotin' mah earlier comment.

The way she was sitting contributed to the lopsidedness. She's one beautiful girl

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