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highpitched pottymouthed ichthyologist Underwater Helium-Fueled Tourette Syndrome - F*ck it's cold!

Underwater Helium-Fueled Tourette Syndrome - F*ck it's cold!

posted by Woland 2 years 5 months 1 week ago • 3954 views
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A pair of marine biologists descend down a deep coral-reef drop-off in the central Pacific, using high-tech closed-circuit rebreathers and breathing a mixture containing mostly helium. As they pass a depth of 320 feet on the way down, they discover what it feels like to penetrate a thermocline from the balmy 85-degree equatorial sea-surface temperatures, to the 50-degree deep upwelled water below. The diver carrying the camera, who was wearng only a t-shirt and swimsuit under his rebreather gear, had no idea that every helium-affected word he was saying was being picked up by the camera's microphone.

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I'm getting scuba certified in the next month. Should I be excited about the cold, or swimming in what feels like piss?


written by DigitalAlloy  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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That didn't look like 300+ feet.


written by Fletch  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Don't be excited about the cold. The cold sucks. You get used to the piss, though.


written by rembar  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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You can cuss all the fuck you want underwater anyhow...who in fuck is going to hear to or care...? I love swimming.


written by choggie  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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heheh the Mayor of Munchinland was angry


written by swampgirl  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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it's pretty fucking boring down here........lol


written by gluonium  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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I laughed so hard I almost damaged my fucking intestines.


written by jwray  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Next time he should bring a sweater.


written by Sketch  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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sounds like kenny from southpark


written by frogger3d  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Kenny....lol
Pure Catharsis!


written by oblio70  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Be sure to record it so we can laugh at your cussings, DigitalAlloy!


written by ant  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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is anybody else getting the...uh...interesting *tanks.com advertisement?


written by sixfeet  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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it's bullshit. I've been to a depth of 150 ft around the same lat and it's much darker.


written by roto56  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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In reply to roto56:
it's bullshit. I've been to a depth of 150 ft around the same lat and it's much darker.

It all depends on the turbidity of the water.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turbidity
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pelagic

It can be darker at 150 ft than at 400 ft. Personally I've never been below 150 feet, but yes, I've seen it a LOT darker than in this video. It's all relative to a certain depth and turbidity, as well as any effect the videocamera's optics / filters might have on the perceived darkness.

Nonetheless, I don't doubt the authenticity of the video (with the possible exception as to their stated depth), because as I'm sure you know, at depths below 150 feet you generally use tri-mixes that include a large percentage of helium, and that several rebreather setups (and other enclosed mask systems) support closed-circuit voice communications. I just wish more tech divers would record their voice communications.


written by Woland  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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OK, the ugh at -5:09 and the sounds of joy he makes at the end are priceless. They really should be used in a videogame when you get hit and when you pick up a health powerup.

the ugh reminds me of the wilhelm.


written by djsunkid  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Anyone else think these guys sound just like Elf Bowling??


written by bhyphenlow  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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It's like the squirrel from IllWillPress became an ichthyologist.


written by supersaiyan93  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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"It feels like we're swimming in piss!"
"I know!"
<chuckle>
"It feels good!"


written by AnimalsForCrackers  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Read before you watch.

This is a 7 minute movie of a chipmonk bitching about how cold the water is. 10 seconds of a fish. and then talking about swimming in pee.

thats the entire movie in a nutshell.


written by Shepppard  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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he better save his oxygen but shutting up


written by don_vicente  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Just great.


written by dag  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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every time I watch this vid, I die laughing. The way the voice sounds, the way he speaks, and the timing is just all there.


written by jmd  | 2 years 5 months 1 week ago | CH
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Well, if cold water isn't your thing, then maybe you shouldn't have become a marine biologist, specializing in deep sea creatures?

Great find..!


written by arnor  | 2 years 5 months ago | CH
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omg, all the silly little sounds he makes remind me of that donald duck porn audio.

can't. stop. laughing.


written by cheesemoo  | 2 years 5 months ago | CH
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In this episode, we go diving with Larry and Bob from Veggie Tales.


written by deathcow  | 2 years 5 months ago | CH
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*downunder (Oceania)


written by maatc  | 1 year 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by maatc.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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*promote!


written by maatc  | 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Thursday, June 28th, 2007 1:11am PDT - promote requested by maatc.


written by siftbot  | 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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just thought of this this morning (because it is F@*%ing cold in Berlin)

*promote


written by maatc  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, February 8th, 2009 3:04am PST - promote requested by maatc.


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