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Ultra High Speed Robot Reflexes

posted by EDD

3 months 3 weeks ago • 12293 views

tags: robot, robotic, hands, dribble, catch, slow mo, Ishikawa Komuro, botjunkie, skynet

Robots catching and dribbling balls at speeds unreal for us, puny humans. One more sign that the robot apocalypse is near and that the singularity is approaching.

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Tags for this video have been changed from 'robot, robotic, hands, dribble, catch, slow mo, Ishikawa Komuro, botjunkie' to 'robot, robotic, hands, dribble, catch, slow mo, Ishikawa Komuro, botjunkie, skynet' - edited by kulpims

written by siftbot

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Sarah Connor is doomed.

written by therealblankman

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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My cat does that on a regular basis.

written by misterwight

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Does this mean I will have my own Bishop who can do the thing with the knife soon?

written by IronDwarf | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I for one welcome our new robotic overlords.

written by detheter | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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^damnit, you beat me to it by 15 minutes!

written by ponceleon

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*nochannel

*engineering *timeshift

written by Stingray

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written by siftbot

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Such rapid, dexterous hand movement... It's going to get used for Porn.

...Everything always gets used for porn...

written by raverman | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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^ I think that would hurt too much.

written by AeroMechanical | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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First I watch a video that claims that human population will begin to decrease in thirty years, then I see the prototype for the cause of that decrease.

Sarah Conner is doomed indeed!

written by notarobot

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>> ^raverman:
Such rapid, dexterous hand movement... It's going to get used for Porn.

...Everything always gets used for porn...

"Warning: Using the WankBot 2000 without the recommended amount of industrial lubricant may cause a slight burning sensation at your genitalia."

written by radx

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Impressive to say the least. Lets see your bible do that.

written by Tymbrwulf

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Imagine them teaching it to play piano.

written by Psychologic | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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M'eh - notice how the robot can't compensate for the fact that the ball went about 3 inches out of range on one bounce? I'm not so impressed that a machine can bat around a ball very quickly in an 8-inch square, confined, controlled area in a lab. I'll be impressed when a robot can do that on a basketball court with 6 sweaty guys tossing that ball around all over the place at random intervals...

written by Winstonfield_Pennypacker

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"Yes...yes...soon the International Pen Twirling Championship will be OURS!"

At 1:44 I can just hear the robotic voice: "Now pick it up, hu-man."

written by ReverendTed | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Extremely impractical, but hey, just imagine what those evil mud-hut-living bastards who have apparently been declared our enemies would think to be seeing giant robots playing high-speed volleyball in their back yards!

written by ForgedReality | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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When can I lop off my crappy, clumsy, meat-hands and attach those fully articulated bad-boys to my bloody stumps?

Soon?

written by KnivesOut

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The dribbling was pretty impressive but the catching? Not exactly super-human, I opened the fridge just this morning and a bottle fell from a lower shelf which I just saw out of the corner of my eye but I grabbed it before it could fall with no problems (and this is something any developed Humans with some degree of physical ability can do). That's trickier than grabbing a foam block that's thrown in the air if you ask me.

written by Drachen_Jager | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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They TUK. ER. JERBZ!

written by chilaxe

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Someone should really tag this for fear!

Sarah Connor Chronicles finale: beaten to death with small yellow ball.

written by lampishthing | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Watching that dribbling one gave me huge lulz. I'm still chuckling.

written by dirtythirtyix | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I love how the first dribbler gets hit in the chin, waggles his hand around a bit like a T Rex with stubby arms, and then just puts them up in exasperation saying "Noooooooo!"

written by zomgg | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I need your clothes, your boots and your basketball

written by Laekroth

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It's just math. Some twos added to some ones and you can build this yourself out of doorhandles and fishing line.

written by blankfist

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^let us know how that turns out for you

written by residue

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http://blog.videosift.com/poolcleaner/Swedish-robot-breaks-Zeroth-Law

written by poolcleaner

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2:13-2:37 = the best.

written by sme4r | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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>> ^blankfist:
It's just math. Some twos added to some ones and you can build this yourself out of doorhandles and fishing line.

Let's see it, McGuyver!

written by Tymbrwulf

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