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onion,trailer,news,steven seagal,smokers,cock puncher Trailer for "The Onion Movie"

Trailer for "The Onion Movie"

posted by Zifnab 1 year 9 months 1 week ago • 5234 views
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The Onion Movie, a project that started way back in 2003, will finally find an audience, via a DVD release this year.

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I can see this movie becoming a 3am classic


written by Selektaa  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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"I don't think you have the balls."


written by deedub81  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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i really think that cockpuncher logo would be the best tattoo ever.


written by gnargnar  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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Looks cheaply produced, badly written and poorly acted.

Can't wait!

Edit: No, seriously, I'll be first in line- love the Onion.


written by therealblankman  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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cheaply produced? just take a look at the slow-mo cockpunching while riding the bike and those seriously RAD flame effects!!! AND factor in Steven Seagal's salary! this would be anything but cheap.

ok, seriously, just admit it - you'd watch it if it was an actual flick

and one last thing - have I missed something or was this the first time Seagal "had the balls" to make fun of his screen image? if so, that alone deserves the upvote.


written by EDD  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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An Onion Movie? Yay!

Would rather go see this than "The Asparagus Saga"


written by maatc  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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Freaking awesome


written by Ryjkyj  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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Seagal upvote. He was great in Executive Decision to go Out for Patriot Justice while Under Siege on Deadly Ground 2.


written by 10385  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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I smell another Kentucky Fried Movie!


written by blankfist  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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seagal should allow for 2 upvotes... cant wait!


written by jmd  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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Looks cool, but is this for real? This is the Onion after all. According to the interwebs, there was going to be a movie, then that was canceled or something, and baby jesus took over the white house with nothing but a chainsaw and a couple propane tanks while Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew were singing authentic pirate hip-hop in the background and Elzar brought out his spice weasel and was all like "Let's knock this scene up a notch. BAM!" as he squeezed the spice weasel into Gore Vidal's crème brûlée, which was still on fire because Wikipedia said this: "In November 2007, President Sean Mills told Wikinews that the movie is a dead project. Although the studio Fox Searchlight has an option to release it on DVD, there are currently no plans to do so. Everyone involved in the project from the writers, to the directors to the studios, decided the material simply was not working. However the trailer appears on the DVD for The Darjeeling Limited. Because of the trailer's recent appearance on the DVD for the Darjeeling Limited, there is some speculation that the movie will be released on DVD later in 2008."


written by cheesemoo  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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However, for all your produce video needs, the pirates who don't do anything will more then suffice.


written by Shepppard  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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Upvote for cockpuncher!


written by Napalm  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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i laughed.

i plotzed.

i updated my avatar pic, for a little while.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 9 months ago | CH
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*dead


written by legacy0100  | 7 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by legacy0100.


written by siftbot  | 7 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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