Jail,Sex,Jelly,Syrup,Tossed Salad "Tossing Salad" in Jail (REALLY NSFW)

"Tossing Salad" in Jail (REALLY NSFW)

posted by schmawy

1 year 3 months 1 week ago • 12627 views

tags: Jail, Sex, Jelly, Syrup, Tossed Salad

Nasty stuff. Not even sure why I'm posting it. I'm guessing it's true. Feel free to discard it if you have better taste than I do.

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I... uh... that... er... nevermind. Just... nevermind.

written by 9248

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I...guess I don't have...better..taste..than..yeah, nevermind.

written by critttter

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Do you remember Chris Rock's standup material when he talked about tossing salads? He said he learned about it on an HBO special. I believe it is this segment he was referring to.

written by CaptWillard

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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*howto *gay *documentaries

written by legacy0100

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Documentaries, Gay, Howto) - requested by legacy0100.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^Howto! Hahahaaaa. Yeah I guess you never know when you need the skills to pay the bills!

written by schmawy

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Ok that's it, I'm never downloading music illegally ever again.

written by thegrimsleeper

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^Ha!
..next the RIAA is going to come out with a
"you wouldn't toss salad, so why would you download music" add.

written by grinter

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I, er.... uh.... They.... Welll.. Uhh,,, Never mind.

written by 10040

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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....................................................

nothing clever to say, but I lol'd at this thread.

written by JAPR

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Pass the Ranch dressing please.

written by Xax

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I want the ability to upvote titles - the "Really" part on this one is an important inclusion. Thank you for that.

As to the content of the video, I'm going with the nevermind crowd. Dayamn.

written by moonsammy | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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This is horrifying. Can you imagine being stuck in the position to have to choose between this or whatever else? I think I'd take a near death beating before I'd do anything like this. Either way, it's just horrifying.

Note to self, never go to jail... ever.

written by ElessarJD | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Well i guess this video will help keep people on the straight and narrow, which is good, but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it.

written by schmawy

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."

I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

written by ElessarJD | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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this taint what you think.

written by Trancecoach

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Syrup and Jelly just hide the flavor! Whats wrong with you people!

written by K0MMIE

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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So many muscular macho men.
So few Brokeback Salad jokes.

written by 9547 | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Crap. It's already at no. 4.

>> ^ElessarJD:
"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."

I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

written by schmawy

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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that was one of my favorite chris rock segments. it amazes me that to make it really funny, all he had to do was say it with a little more emphasis.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chris-Rock-and-the-Tossed-Salad-man

written by youmakekittymad

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I never though I would see a guy on film talking about this. We used to make jokes about it in high school. But damn, wtf?

written by Schattdaddy | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I had a salad for dinner tonight.
As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it.
it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup.
Thanks videosift..

..is there a 'cooking' channel?

written by grinter

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^I guess when you're in jail, you've got nothing better than to come up with creative cooking tips!

written by Abel_Prisc | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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^well, it's a good way to rehabilitate yourself into a contributing member of society.

written by grinter

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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i think i just, threw up in my mouth a little bit.

ps, Abel Prisc, love the pic. VGCats ftw!

written by randomize

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I think it's the matter-of-fact way he delivers it. "You know, toss my salad" [shrugs] .

It's like he's describing what he has for breakfast - oh maybe he is.

written by dag

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Dear Schmawy,
You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.

written by critttter

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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I would toss my brains onto the concrete before becoming his sous chef. Cruel and unusual punishment apparently doesn't apply to the punishees.

written by Guardian-X | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Ah, yet another aspect of the Gangsta Experience that didn't make it into a Coolio song...

written by Payback

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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this video has at least proven to be great fodder for the wise-cracking sifters, thank you all. I laughed my ass off (into inmate #151931035's mouth I might add).

written by Majortomyorke

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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If I die tonight I don't want to go out with this being my top video. Some one else can re-submit it. It's gotta be good for at least ten more votes. Here's the info...

URL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

Embed

I do have my standards, however meager

written by schmawy

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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*discard

written by schmawy

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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LOL!!

written by 9248

| 1 year 3 months ago | CH

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You know what? NOT HAPPENIN' DUDE! You can't escape your fate!

*promote

wtf? weird, it promoted to unsifted...

written by 9248

| 1 year 2 months ago | CH

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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, March 24th, 2008 12:23pm PDT - promote requested by uhohzombies.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 2 months ago | CH

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*meme

written by schmawy

| 1 year 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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C'mon, Sifty. Don't be stuck up about it.

*meme

written by schmawy

| 1 year 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH

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This post has been removed from the Meme channel by channel owner MarineGunrock. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 1 month 1 week ago | CH

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*discard

written by schmawy

| 1 year 1 month 1 week ago | CH

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Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 1 month 1 week ago | CH

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*promote

written by kronosposeidon

| 12 months ago | CH

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Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 8:57am PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

written by siftbot

| 12 months ago | CH

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Ugh! Yet another reason why I don't ever want to go to prison.

written by syncron

| 12 months ago | CH

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This video brought me to tears, in the best possible way. I almost had trouble breathing from laughter.

Worst thing is though, if I was in that jail, I would be tossing his salad

: /

written by ElJardinero

| 12 months ago | CH

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*promote. To keep schmawy humble.

written by CaptWillard

| 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 3:44pm PDT - promote requested by CaptWillard.

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| 7 months 1 week ago | CH

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