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Top 5 Laziest Inventions

posted by dystopianfuturetoday

1 year 2 months 1 week ago • 6546 views

tags: videojug, lazy, laziest, inventions

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I love the first line:

"Are you an active, productive member of society? Why? Seriously, WHY?"

written by thinker247

| 1 year 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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BUY IT!

written by spoco2

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Done.

written by cheesemoo

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A motorized ice cream cone?....A fucking motorized ice cream cone??

That's it. I want off this ride.

written by videosiftbannedme

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Hahah, vid just kept getting better.

written by lesserfool

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Hee hee - let the ice cream lick you.

written by Krupo

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Most of those inventions are for kids and old people. But that last one is just ridiculous.

written by southblvd

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The last one is actually very useful for those who want to eat chicken nuggets and drive at the same time...

written by budzos

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Upvote for broadcasting his American Express card number over the Internets at :35

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01/2010

Like, who cares what bank... I typed it out becuz he deserves it for being that stupid.

written by Payback

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>> ^southblvd:
Most of those inventions are for kids and old people . . .

Right, lazy people.

written by 10371 | 1 year 2 months ago | CH

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Almost every invention ever was about making labor more efficient, increasing leisure time, or making something to do during leisure time.
Agriculture and Animal Domestication: Growing all your food at home so you don't have to wonder miles looking for food.
Plow: Beats hoeing.
Steam engine: Beats having slaves row the boat.
Bow and Arrow: Easier than chasing your prey with a spear.
Spear: Easier than beating it to death with your bare hands.
Computer: Beats doing all the airline reservations by hand.
Boat: A bit easier than swimming or walking.

written by jwray