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I love the first line:

"Are you an active, productive member of society? Why? Seriously, WHY?"


written by thinker247  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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BUY IT!


written by spoco2  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Done.


written by cheesemoo  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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A motorized ice cream cone?....A fucking motorized ice cream cone??




That's it. I want off this ride.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Hahah, vid just kept getting better.


written by lesserfool  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Hee hee - let the ice cream lick you.


written by Krupo  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Most of those inventions are for kids and old people. But that last one is just ridiculous.


written by southblvd  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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The last one is actually very useful for those who want to eat chicken nuggets and drive at the same time...


written by budzos  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Upvote for broadcasting his American Express card number over the Internets at :35

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Like, who cares what bank... I typed it out becuz he deserves it for being that stupid.


written by Payback  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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>> ^southblvd:
Most of those inventions are for kids and old people . . .


Right, lazy people.


written by icarus  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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Almost every invention ever was about making labor more efficient, increasing leisure time, or making something to do during leisure time.
Agriculture and Animal Domestication: Growing all your food at home so you don't have to wonder miles looking for food.
Plow: Beats hoeing.
Steam engine: Beats having slaves row the boat.
Bow and Arrow: Easier than chasing your prey with a spear.
Spear: Easier than beating it to death with your bare hands.
Computer: Beats doing all the airline reservations by hand.
Boat: A bit easier than swimming or walking.


written by jwray  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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^I always wondered what boats were for. Thanks for clearing that up.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 2 weeks 4 days ago | CH
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I kinda like the fork. Will have to look around ... not that I am lazy, but it just seems silly enough to be endlessly entertaining.


written by pmkierst  | 2 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Don't show that ice cream cone to my kids.


written by swampgirl  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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