Tomato Rape: Why It Is Okay For Sex To Hurt The Vagina
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Stumble ThisSecond part of the title is from Youtube. No way I could improve upon that.
Have you ever wondered if God has provided a useful indication that gay people are bad? The answer is yes, because it hurts. Pain is a sign that something is bad. To those of you who are cursed with satanic "logic" and point out that this must be flawed because vaginal sex hurts to, this kind individual endeavors to explain that that is God's sign that vaginal sex is okay.
Wait, what?
Have you ever wondered if God has provided a useful indication that gay people are bad? The answer is yes, because it hurts. Pain is a sign that something is bad. To those of you who are cursed with satanic "logic" and point out that this must be flawed because vaginal sex hurts to, this kind individual endeavors to explain that that is God's sign that vaginal sex is okay.
Wait, what?
Totaly clueless....
"It Hurts, Make him stop..... lol.... ha ha ha..."
This guy needs some Real Life Experience.... Giggle....
Truly Sheltered and Clueless...
Apparently, he is a virgin, and is saving himself for the right woman.... (according to Youtube)
It is primarily something that the man will enjoy. And obviously, if the female enjoys the sex, that's nice, that's a little extra, but it's not necessary."
"The pain in childbirth, that's a punishment from god for women, because Eve, obviously, ate the apple."
This was 7 minutes of facepalm+jawdrop & horror+awe.
And people wonder why some folks say religious belief can be truly harmful.
Right?
Please tell me this is sarcastic.
*promote
Plus, the female orgasm facilitates conception, so his entire fallacy is, well, entirely in his anus.
>> ^JAPR:
I lol at how he says "vaginal."
If only he realized he in fact is evidence of natural selection... and will die alone.
Wish someone would of had the sense to flush him down the toilet...
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it must be fake if you watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMwuRVY_qaQ&feature=related
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Thisone is even funnier "Why condoms dont work"
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Vagina-is-full-of-8s
My Favorite YouTube Comment:
"So... if I kick you in the nuts and it hurts, then that's god's way of telling you to stop posting shit on YouTube? If so, I will gladly help. "
In the back of my mind I think "He Has To Be FAKE," but when I watch him, he just seems so naive and the way his dis-information rolls off his tongue, I believe that this guy is for real...
I think he spent too many years in the Monastery raised by Stoic Monks.
Edit: All his videos carry the same religious / naive stupidity theme!
NO FUCKING WAY.
if not, another life wasted because of religion
new pick-up line "Just let me put the sperm where it needs to be."
on that note, I'm going to go flush some potential civilizations down the toilet.
oh but i am sooooooo relieved to know that god fully approves of how often i play with my clitoris. so its ok siftbot, i know youve had a rough day... you dont have to lick it anymore.
^ way to take all the funny out of it
just saving people their breath
For the purposes of reproduction, it is not necessary for the woman to obtain pleasure from the sex act. The man has to have pleasure to stay erect and achieve orgasm, however. What's funny is how he is putting an all-loving God in the position of cold, heartless nature.
On the other hand, there have been studies that show the female orgasm contributes to the likelihood of successful conception. So female pleasure is far from useless, even in the heartless clinical sense.
Of course the funniest line here is "I'm not sure how Jesus feels about licking it."
Every woman I've ever had sex with thoroughly enjoyed it. He says it's not supposed to feel good for females? Maybe he needs to re-examine his technique. If it's hard to get in at first, obviously she's not digging you, buddy.
Religion is a bad drug. Lay off the Christ.
* parody ... it must be. Please.
http://i40.tinypic.com/2j5xmhg.jpg
Therefore it is correct to declare this to be a dark *comedy about the *gay and, uh, regular sex.