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Tom Hanks tells the greatest knock-knock joke on Earth

posted by kronosposeidon 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago • 8190 views
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From Steven Spielberg's "Catch Me If You Can".

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hyperbolic though it may be?

it is the best knock-knock joke i've ever heard.


written by my15minutes  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I liked it too-Gotta tell y'all though, I saw the biggest piece of shit from the likes of Hanks the other night on ABC, the film The Terminal-What a piece of absolute shit-Made Nazi's outtta U.S. Customs officers at an airport, and Hanks some lovable illegal, the airports fulla every race imaginable, all on Tom's side....Senor Spielbergo is a propaganda-spewin' motherfucker, ain't he? Some say the film was inspired by this guy, Mehran Karimi Nasseri, an Iranian who had to live in a terminal at the airport, like Hanks did in this craptacular film.........
... always kinna hated Tom Hanks anyhow, liked some of his films, but never endeared for his acting abilities, he's pretty uni-dimensional....

Did like Band of Brothers....mostly cause he wasn't innit....


written by choggie  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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"Go fuck ya' selves who?"


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I was amused by Terminal, but then the implications your alluding too choggie didn't pull my heart strings.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It was not subtle Thylan...


written by choggie  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Agreed. Wasn't that impressed by The Terminal. But there's no denying him in Big or Apollo 13.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Dunno man, I like Cotsner, but he's only ever Cotsner. I like Denzel, Sam Jackson, again, only ever themselves.....Hanks....he's good when he's good, and the 2 above, well, ok....something about his calm-guess Sleepless in Seattle and Forest Gump sorta jaded me.....The undisputed king of "make everyone feel good or sorry for him" characters.......stick to directing, producing, and cherry-picking yer future roles Tom....and NEVER do another chick flick, please.

"Meg Ryan, your lips have arrived at gate 4, Meg to gate 4"


written by choggie  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Good joke, but man... I sense you're a bitter, bitter man choggie... so much hatred... so much


written by spoco2  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^videosiftbannedme:
Agreed. Wasn't that impressed by The Terminal. But there's no denying him in Big or Apollo 13.


I'll give you that...Apollo 13 was okay, but Big was Awesome. I loved that movie.


written by vyka11  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I have the same hate for Susan Sarandon as Choggie has for Tom Hanks. I know how rational something like an irrational hatred can seem.


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Go fuck ya' selves, Mr. Cheney


written by jwray  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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This scene killed...


written by somegeek  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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@dft

"Go fuck ya' selves again."


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^choggie:
It was not subtle Thylan...


oh, i don't disagree. not saying they wern't there, just that i was left unmoved.


written by Thylan  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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