Tom Cruise can eat planets!
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"I have to make accidents..I throw nails on the street!"
How is this not cultish?
"I have to make accidents..I throw nails on the street!"
Good point. I put that in! Thanks!
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This scene alone makes it worth seeing on the big screen.
If you see this movie though, be sure to wear your personal energy shield device.. as Xenu will without a doubt attempt to Flash Gordon Ray-Gun your tush into non-corporeal Thetan limbo.
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But this... this is the BEST Tom Cruise impersonation I've seen, and the best parody of the scientology video I've yet seen.
This is just brilliant.
Certainly no reason to watch the movie, as I guarantee you've just seen the best bit, but man... this is good... very good.
[edit]: Ok, I just watched it again... MAN he is good, there are times you'd swear it WAS Tom... just wow. Can we get this guy to do a video announcement as Tom renouncing Scientology as a horrendous fraud? People would believe it was him... can we? Please?
Not only is this the best TC impersonation I've seen, I think it may be one of the best celebrity impersonations of *anybody* I've ever seen. Aside from his voice being slightly too high, it's damn near perfect. He even managed to completely capture the "batshit crazy" feel of the Tom Cruise experience.
(he says, hoping it ain't the same guy)
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what is scientology ?
I'm going to evoke viral, because it is, knowing full well I can't evoke viral because I'm not privileged.
I put that in, thanks!