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titanic,short,condensed,pithy,brevity Titanic - in 5 seconds!

Titanic - in 5 seconds!

posted by winkler1 2 years 8 months ago • 3290 views
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Cliffs notes of the Cliffs notes of the Movie Titanic.

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YAAAAAYYYYY!


written by choggie  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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ROFL Thats how i like my Titanic...bloop LOL


written by michie  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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just saved you 3 hours


written by winkler1  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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Hilarious .... you should also show "Lord of The Ring in 5 Seconds" ... LOL


written by Esprit  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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Yeah, this is about as much as I can stomach of Titanic. I saw it, but I just couldn't see what all the fuss was. I still don't.

After the third time of running down to the bottom of the boat...then back up...then back down again...then back up....kind of lost it for me.

Also, the old lady had the diamond the entire time...even though the big expedition was sent out there to see if they could find it. Millions of dollars expended to see if they could find it and this old bat had it the whole time. THEN right at the end she throws the thing overboard. If I was Bill Paxton, I would have said "oh, you threw that overboard huh....here, why don't you go and get it back for us" as I threw HER overboard. With her grand daughter also saying "hey Grandma...we could...um...have used the money from that diamond you just threw away you know" as she helps Paxton throw her overboard.


written by Goofball_Jones  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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Never saw titanic, I was probably the only teenager in america who didn't, But now I don't need to see it anymore. Huzzah!


written by gorgonheap  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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I've never seen Titanic either, and I don't plan to.


written by jimnms  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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The best thing was NO LEONARDO DI'CAPRIO. But yeah 3 hrs compressed into 5 seconds is golden.


written by evilernie  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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thats the way to do it!


written by leeweek  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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What? No "I'm the king of the world" quote between the unsinkable proclamation the actual sinking? Lame.


written by bigbikeman  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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OK SPOILER warning next time? I had no idea the boat sank!


written by deathcow  | 2 years 8 months ago | CH
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*promote


written by michie  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Re-promoting this video to the front page as a VideoSift Classic. Originally published on Tuesday 13th March 2007 (promotion called by gold star member michie)


written by siftbot  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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It's *dead, Jim.


written by rembar  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The link to this video has been flagged as dead. Fix it within 7 days or it will be discarded (dead called by Gold Star member rembar)


written by siftbot  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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*undead


written by winkler1  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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The link to this video has been fixed (undead called by original submitter winkler1)


written by siftbot  | 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Its *dead again


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by arsenault185.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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*dead again, plenty to choose from here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=titanic+5+seconds&search_type=&aq=f


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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by firefly.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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rasch187 has fixed this video's dead embed code - no star awarded because rasch187 was awarded too recently.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 2 months ago | CH
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*cinema


written by firefly  | 1 year 1 month 4 weeks ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Cinema) - requested by firefly.


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