titanic,short,condensed,pithy,brevity Titanic - in 5 seconds!

Titanic - in 5 seconds!

posted by winkler1

2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago • 2910 views

tags: titanic, short, condensed, pithy, brevity

Cliffs notes of the Cliffs notes of the Movie Titanic.

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YAAAAAYYYYY!

written by choggie

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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ROFL

Thats how i like my Titanic...bloop LOL

written by michie

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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just saved you 3 hours

written by winkler1

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Hilarious .... you should also show "Lord of The Ring in 5 Seconds" ... LOL

written by Esprit

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Yeah, this is about as much as I can stomach of Titanic. I saw it, but I just couldn't see what all the fuss was. I still don't.

After the third time of running down to the bottom of the boat...then back up...then back down again...then back up....kind of lost it for me.

Also, the old lady had the diamond the entire time...even though the big expedition was sent out there to see if they could find it. Millions of dollars expended to see if they could find it and this old bat had it the whole time. THEN right at the end she throws the thing overboard. If I was Bill Paxton, I would have said "oh, you threw that overboard huh....here, why don't you go and get it back for us" as I threw HER overboard. With her grand daughter also saying "hey Grandma...we could...um...have used the money from that diamond you just threw away you know" as she helps Paxton throw her overboard.

written by Goofball_Jones

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Never saw titanic, I was probably the only teenager in america who didn't, But now I don't need to see it anymore. Huzzah!

written by gorgonheap

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I've never seen Titanic either, and I don't plan to.

written by jimnms

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The best thing was NO LEONARDO DI'CAPRIO. But yeah 3 hrs compressed into 5 seconds is golden.

written by evilernie

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thats the way to do it!

written by leeweek

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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What? No "I'm the king of the world" quote between the unsinkable proclamation the actual sinking? Lame.

written by bigbikeman

| 2 years 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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OK SPOILER warning next time? I had no idea the boat sank!

written by deathcow

| 2 years 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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*promote

written by michie

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Re-promoting this video to the front page as a VideoSift Classic. Originally published on Tuesday 13th March 2007 (promotion called by gold star member michie)

written by siftbot

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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It's *dead, Jim.

written by rembar

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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The link to this video has been flagged as dead. Fix it within 7 days or it will be discarded (dead called by Gold Star member rembar)

written by siftbot

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*undead

written by winkler1

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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The link to this video has been fixed (undead called by original submitter winkler1)

written by siftbot

| 1 year 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Its *dead again

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| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by arsenault185.

written by siftbot

| 1 year 5 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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*dead again, plenty to choose from here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=titanic+5+seconds&search_type=&aq=f

written by firefly

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This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by firefly.

written by siftbot

| 9 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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rasch187 has fixed this video's dead embed code - no star awarded because rasch187 was awarded too recently.

written by siftbot

| 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*cinema

written by firefly

| 9 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Cinema) - requested by firefly.