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Tim Hawkins-Things you don't say to your wife

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Hilarious!

'If you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your wife!'

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This just cracks me up..
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This was great, and I do like a lot of his work, but it always freaks me out when a comic is labeled in his own bio as doing 'clean' comedy. He does a lot of work to the Christian circuit... which also freaks me out.

Can you tell I have an aversion to organized religion? Just a tad?

Ahhhh, and I just read on his site "It's pretty cool that the music videos and "Full Range of Motion" clips have surpassed 2 million total views on YouTube and GodTube." *shudder*... that's just wrong... applauding people watching your comedy on godtube... uuuurgh

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