No eating or drinking? That sucks.

Yeah pretty soon it'll be "No watching and no listening".

I'm pretty much the movie Nazi. I hate the movie-going audience, because I feel like they each think they're in their own living room. Years of frustration has made me an embittered curmudgeon, and I no longer have any patience for the public.

The smallest whisper or crinkle of a wrapper can set me off! I once took a man's genitalia off just for slurping his soda too loud. I shoved is lopped off penis into his mouth and said my best one-liner to date: "Here's something to suck on, flyboy!"

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The smallest whisper or crinkle of a wrapper can set me off! I once took a man's genitalia off just for slurping his soda too loud. I shoved is lopped off penis into his mouth and said my best one-liner to date: "Here's something to suck on, flyboy!"


The Imagination is strong with this one.

This is fake. There is not a movie theatre on this or any other planet that would give up concession revenue.

This is a fake. There is not a George Lucas on this or any other planet that would permit this.

This is a fake. I clearly saw the top little circular Lego bits on Vader's chest panel.

This is a fake. There is not a version of Star Wars on this or any other planet where someone is making a cell phone call on the Death Star.

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I'm pretty much the movie Nazi. I hate the movie-going audience, because I feel like they each think they're in their own living room. Years of frustration has made me an embittered curmudgeon, and I no longer have any patience for the public.

you misspelled "cum-guzzler"

I find your lack of manners disturbing.

Someone was going to do it. It was just a manner of time.

Psshh, I just shot a guy in the arm for talkin during a movie. On motherfucking Xmas even. Inconsiderate prick.

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