The Worst Boxer Ever
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Mullet-haired Brian Sutherland seems to have no boxing ability or style whatsoever.
[edit - new embed with just the fight and no preamble. Sadly the commentary is now in English]
[edit] Found an embed with the old running time.
Mullet-haired Brian Sutherland seems to have no boxing ability or style whatsoever.
[edit - new embed with just the fight and no preamble. Sadly the commentary is now in English]
[edit] Found an embed with the old running time.
Sutherlands first flurry @ ~1:15 is awesome! Catfight!
Director: We've got to do the "jiminy jillikers" scene again, Milhouse.
Milhouse: But we already did it. It took seven hours, but we did it. It's done!
Director: Yes...but we've got to do it from different angles! Again and
again, and again and again and again!
*timeshift
a scouser and a redneck in a boxing ring? unthinkable.
I'd make a joke about Sutherland's wallet going missing after he got up but no, I wouldn't do that.
Blankfist is from North Carolina. Just thought I'd mention that.
And, they breed us to be the toughest mulletted fighters around!
Next thing he knows, he wakes up on the canvas with people laughing at him and his "slap-fight" debut.
"En Français!"
"Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw!"
"Sutherland claims never to have lost a fight in the street."
"The street and the ring are not the same thing though."
"Far from the same."
<announcement of Rainford>
"What they didn’t tell Sutherland, is that our friend here, Rainford, he has an amateur record of 24 wins and one defeat."
Something about buddy’s haircut.
<laughing> "He doesn’t know how to fight."
"It’s street fighting. That’s what street fights are like."
"Take a good look. Take a good look. Guys like this don’t come around too often."
And good sportsmanship from Rainford. He had a good 3 or 4 seconds to throw a few more punches after landing the Knock-out blow, but wisely thought better of it. The delayed KO reaction really makes this vid an instant classic.
The guy kinda looks like this guy I used to know. (I wouldn't want to call him a friend, though he would have called me one.) He had a mullet up until the day he died of heart failure a few years ago. An early death (early 30's) is no joke, but this 'boxer' looks very much like him.
Seriously, the guy looks like he hasn't been in a fist fight since the 2nd grade, or that time he was completely sauced and he and his best bud got into a slapping match.