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The Onion Slaps Congress With Bat Metaphor

posted by demon_ix 2 months 2 weeks ago • 1151 views
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It's clear satire, of course. There is no way Congress would have agreed that the bat even exists, let alone attempt to resolve the situation. Also, no one suggested shooting it.

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Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, September 21st, 2009 11:56pm PDT - promote requested by original submitter demon_ix.


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Boosting this quality contribution up in the Hot Listing - declared quality by dystopianfuturetoday.


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Description is dead-on, the argument in the real congress would be about whether the bat is real, with lots of accusations that the bat is just a hoax being used by fascist socialist Democrats who want to steal your freedom.

Ron Paul would give a statement about how the Constitution doesn't provide people a right to bat-free environments, and certainly doesn't empower Congress to spend money on hiring an exterminator. He would then lament that if only we allowed guns on the floor of the Congress, we'd be able to solve the problem ourselves -- assuming of course that there is a problem and that it's not just a socialist plot to steal our freedom.


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