The Onion Slaps Congress With Bat Metaphor
tags:It's clear satire, of course. There is no way Congress would have agreed that the bat even exists, let alone attempt to resolve the situation. Also, no one suggested shooting it.

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Ron Paul would give a statement about how the Constitution doesn't provide people a right to bat-free environments, and certainly doesn't empower Congress to spend money on hiring an exterminator. He would then lament that if only we allowed guns on the floor of the Congress, we'd be able to solve the problem ourselves -- assuming of course that there is a problem and that it's not just a socialist plot to steal our freedom.