Aperture Science Presents:

The Large Hardon Collider.

Proposal: Smash a Cake and a Pie together at nearly the speed of light!

Result: PAKE!

upvote for Across the Universe.

I love to go to boxing training and hear that song. Weird I know.

How come any time a physicist is interviewed there's a chalkboard with lots of equations in the background? As if they were doing calculations and not just jacking off to hentai like 5 minutes before hand?

(no offense mycroft)

If they detect the Higgs Boson I will post a naked video of myself on the Sift.

We're NOT holding that you to that promise Irishman, for God's sake, keep that dress on, .
Anyway, this is the most sophisticated experiment of partial physics in the history of man. I'm excited. Seriously excited. I'm dissapointed that this didn't get on to the top of this site. It may turn out to be the most important project in the history of mankind. And if it's not, that's a second front-page video for you. lol.

We can smash protons together at near light speed in hopes of resolving the grand unified theory, but still no personal jetpacks! I was promised jetpacks! Why not put 8,000 physicists to work on something I can use!

>> ^hueco_tanks:
We can smash protons together at near light speed in hopes of resolving the grand unified theory, but still no personal jetpacks! I was promised jetpacks! Why not put 8,000 physicists to work on something I can use!


$200,000 my friend:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_pack