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The Fish that Swims Through Your Pee and Into Your Penis

posted by inflatablevagina 4 months ago • 4510 views
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The Candiru fish, or Toothpick fish, is a natural parasite commonly found living inside Amazonian Catfish. Watch this short video from BBC wildlife show

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Yet more proof that there is no god.


written by ponceleon  | 4 months ago | CH
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Its also fond of anus and (inflatable)vagina


written by moodonia  | 4 months ago | CH
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thanks for giving me nightmares :-P


written by conan  | 4 months ago | CH
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It may not prove that there is no god, but it's certainly evidence that if there is one, he's one sick, psycho SOB.


written by Stormsinger  | 4 months ago | CH
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*amazonian fail.


written by Arsenault185  | 4 months ago | CH
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This is the object the main character in SNIPER was talking about, he says " dont take a piss or such an such will swim right up your pecker " something to that effect.


written by BoneRemake  | 4 months ago | CH
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Can't wait to see the Mythbusters episode on this one...


written by Payback  | 4 months ago | CH
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*fear!


written by calvados  | 4 months ago | CH
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Adding video to channels (Fear) - requested by calvados.


written by siftbot  | 4 months ago | CH
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Never again will I pee in a river... O_O


written by furrycloud  | 4 months ago | CH
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As a mountaineer/climber, I've heard stories of this fish and the people that have been afflicted. I'm happy to see some documentary on it, and even happier that others now share my agony. Sweet dreams! ;-)


written by wax66  | 4 months ago | CH
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I got shivers just from reading the title, and delayed watching until now.... This was every bit as bad as I expected it to be... Yowza.


written by demon_ix  | 4 months ago | CH
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I'd always been told that as a kid.. "Don't pee in the water, or parasites will swim up and infect and live inside you, etc etc." This is probably where that warning stems from. It's something I always took to heart if I ever went to the river or something. I live nowhere near the Amazon though, so hopefully I'm safe...?


written by ForgedReality  | 4 months ago | CH
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Shit. I didn't want to watch this video because I new it would make me cringe. My new resolution for life is that when I'm in a river and have to pee I'll arch my body up out of the water and urinate an arch like a rainbow back into the river.


written by geo321  | 4 months ago | CH
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I wouldn't put it past this fish to swim out of the water up through the arch...


written by Thumper  | 4 months ago | CH
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/\ Sorry to add to the nightmares but I believe they can do exactly that (if TV really tells us the truth ), cant find a definite answer online but I saw a fish do that on a nature show, so when they say "Dont pee in the river" they also mean dont pee into the river


written by moodonia  | 4 months ago | CH
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>> ^ponceleon:
Yet more proof that there is no god.


Yes, this goes in a private playlist of mine "against design". Though I am tempted to call it "The Devil's Design". I mean, if Satan could convince God to torture Job, maybe he convinced him to make these messed up creatures to test humanity's faith.

You know... when you think about it from that context... this argues for design.

Then again, it also argues that God is a twisted fuck.


written by poolcleaner  | 4 months ago | CH
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^God and Satan are both in cahoots. They're neighbors and best buddies. They work together to ensure our eternal agony.

It's like Good Cop, Bad Cop. One's a hardass, the other pretends to be your friend; but in the end, they're both cops. They'll find out what you did wrong sooner or later and punish you for it, or they'll just straight up frame your ass.

Either way, you better have a backup plan.


written by ForgedReality  | 4 months ago | CH
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"Although lurid anecdotes of attacks of humans abound, there is only one documented case of a candiru attack on a human." [according to wikipedia]


written by carrot  | 4 months ago | CH
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We should put these in the swimming pool at work


written by punk225  | 4 months ago | CH
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>> ^Stormsinger:
It may not prove that there is no god, but it's certainly evidence that if there is one, he's one sick, psycho SOB.

I would say that if anything, this example lends credence to the notion that God may be a Woman.


written by rosekat  | 4 months ago | CH
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