The Difficulties of Mormon Dating
tags:Elna Baker tells a great story about trying to meet guys when you’re a Mormon who is waiting until marriage.

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It's interesting as faith perpetuate segregation and the creation of "slums" for lack of a better word. Together we are strong and dumb, apart we are weak and smart.
Anyway, this story works on multiple levels, illustrating how the "costume" of religion is revealed in its TOTAL ABSURDITY once you're capable of perceiving it objectively, for the degrading charade that it truly is.
"Joseph Smith was a Mormon prophet, dum dum dum dum dum."
Thank you.
I would go ahead and make that statement a bit broader:
"Just so you know, never make a deal with figments of your imagination"
Funny to me is that at her lowest point, she says I just had to 'let it all go...not the Mormon part, just the deal with God.' I think the 35-yr old virgin in a duck costume doing the electric slide is reality saying "this is what you signed up for, don't look at me."
Christ.
So much anger on the Sift.. she's funny, that's a good show and a helluva comic. She has a future. Relax about the religion thing.
Christ.
So you didn't get the feeling that she's kind of wasting her life just because of her religion? (Emphasis on "kind of". Clearly she can do and achieve lots of things that her religion doesn't restrict...)
She's obviously an awesome girl but damn...
So you didn't get the feeling that she's kind of wasting her life just because of her religion? (Emphasis on "kind of". Clearly she can do and achieve lots of things that her religion doesn't restrict...)
She's obviously an awesome girl but damn...
Because she's not having sex? I think her strict enforcement of the no sex before marriage rule works in her favor when it comes to choosing a good husband.
So they follow all these rules and regulations and DON'T do things purely based on following things that even they know are nonsensical... and yet they continue to because to no would mean admitting that what they grew up believing to be true is... well... false. That's a hard thing to do, so instead you hang around with those of the same set of beliefs so it's easier to continue to believe because you're not being challenged, and you shelter yourself away from 'temptation'.
Upvote because she is a great storyteller, but it makes me sad to see someone who seems to be pretty together, just follow these words not because you've had a good THINK about what you believe might be the best way to live, but just because... that's what you've been told is the way.
Sad.
Damn, she was funny.
Amazing... proof!
>> ^peggedbea:
mormon singles activities = awkward meat market charade featuring dorkiness and sexual confusion
She's a talented story teller. I have met several gorgeous mormon ladies. Those Joseph Smith genes must have been good ones.
mormo girls all look the same, seriously take a walk around SLC. its scary. fortunately im the product of 2 converts, so i didnt get the mormon looking gene and get to be own brand of funny looking, i only reep the psychological consequences of growing up half way embedded in the culture. oh, and i can totally spot a mormon from 500 ft. i call it mormodar.