Comedy Central: It's December 23, and that means one thing: Only two more days to fight the war on Christmas. So far, I think the war has gone pretty well this year. I was worried the secularists might be gaining in strength, but then Christmas from the future sent a robot back in time to kill John Connor's mom. Of course, then the secularists from the future sent a different robot back to kill that robot, so it's really still anyone's game at this point. Anyway, happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like fake news.