The 5 Rules of a Great Steven Seagal movie
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1. You Can't Kill him.
2. He never reloads
3. Innocent people will get hurt
4. A baby may get hurt during the film
5. He never makes love... until the credits roll.
1. You Can't Kill him.
2. He never reloads
3. Innocent people will get hurt
4. A baby may get hurt during the film
5. He never makes love... until the credits roll.
Are you telling me that there is a great Steven Seagal movie?
Yes, that one where he dies in the first 15 minutes...what was the name of that...